Are you a 10? Do love to have sex? Are you single? Well, what the fuck are you waiting for? Mark is here and he’s been waiting for you! And who the fuck is Mark? Well, I’ll let him explain:
“6-1, 185, 58. Deep, sexy voice (women LOVE my voice).”
“Flamboyant!”
“I am on the brink of a large-scale financial success that many people believe will escalate me, over the next decade, from member of the middle class—to billionaire.”
“…my guidance comes directly from God…”
“Extremely passionate tantra master who does not ejaculate (except on rare occasions).”
(Actual image taken from site)
And what is he looking for in a “Goddess”? Once again Mark, take it away:
“She is extremely attractive. She’s HOT.”
“She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me.”
“She receives guidance directly from God…”
“If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!!”
“She intensely longs to be worshipped as a Goddess by the right man… a man who knows EXACTLY what he is doing. He teases her hard and relentlessly, which makes her laugh uncontrollably. The sound of his voice, his words, his appearance, the way he looks at her, his powerful mind, his radiant heart, his intense sexuality, his confidence, his poise, and his very presence…. weaken her knees, fill her stomach with butterflies, send shivers up her spine, make her heart pound, overwhelm her with desire, and make her VERY wet. She cannot help but surrender herself to him, melting naked into his arms, whereupon he worships her as a Goddess…. he is the priest, she is his altar. She becomes the Goddess he is worshipping… she is elevated into extreme Goddess-ecstasy…. exploding and screaming!…. so many times you lose count.”
So, what’re you waiting for?
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what a dreamboat!
07.20.09 at 11:08 am
His giant eyeball labia are fucking hot!!
07.20.09 at 11:20 am
Wow!!
Never seen such an ugly piece of shit (both inside and out) think so highly of himself since hitler.
Good job mate! keep it up and soon you will find for your own cult to worship your penis! Just aim low and aim young.
07.20.09 at 11:50 am
the word goddess is the pukiest word used by fugs to describe themselves ever and always, why why why? you are NOT goddesses!
-reality
07.20.09 at 12:38 pm
why does his face remind me of a wet wet vagina?
07.20.09 at 12:46 pm
best thing on here in months!!!
07.20.09 at 12:54 pm
“She is NOT a Scientologist.”
07.20.09 at 1:08 pm
Almost as attractive as Arv.
07.20.09 at 1:13 pm
This guy totally needs to relax and ejaculate already. Maybe also smoke a large doobie. It might help.
07.20.09 at 1:22 pm
Holy frig, this is ancient in internet years…
If you guys want to check out his business venture that is going to revolutionize computing, check out http://www.angelbase.com. Total cult steeze
07.20.09 at 1:54 pm
Jeffrey Tambor’s younger brother is a helluva catch, I say.
07.20.09 at 2:51 pm
This is a real knee-slapper. Maybe we should all check out his bestseller – Resurrecting the innocence in Prostitutes – After all, it is a very IMPORTANT part of his GLOBAL vision. *fart*
07.20.09 at 3:17 pm
“Dear Goddess, are you there? It’s me, Mark.”
07.20.09 at 4:11 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYyo7dEPvwU
07.20.09 at 4:48 pm
“Bob Dylan’s Left Nut Says:
07.20.09 at 11:20 am
His giant eyeball labia are fucking hot!!”
The funniest comment ever.
07.20.09 at 7:39 pm
Apparently, the over the internet Viagra got here last week. This guy is ready for the 4 hour hard on!
07.20.09 at 8:18 pm
“Physical contact with animals (especially dogs) drains my energy.”
What the hell is this guy doing in LA and not San Francisco?
07.20.09 at 8:31 pm
If you get to know Mark, he will make you laugh and laugh and laugh! I don’t know him and he’s already made me laugh quite a lot.
Eh, good luck to him – I hope he finds the right woman.
07.20.09 at 11:47 pm
http://gawker.com/5302594/global-visionary-seeks-sexxxy-prostitute-goddess-for-love
posted June 25th…
07.21.09 at 1:35 am
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
07.21.09 at 9:39 am
I’ve never been a bully but this guy brings out every primitive urge inside of me that wants to beat a dumbass up.
“Hey Mark what are you looking at?”
07.21.09 at 12:53 pm
“she is sexy.VERY SEXY”
07.21.09 at 6:34 pm
hay papi
07.22.09 at 3:10 pm