I’ve watched this so many times I caught myself slow-dancing with me and fingering my own bottom.
Anyway it’s aboooot time Auto-Brutal ™ took on the truly, truly,truly, exceptionally brutal. Lordy, the Auto-Tune robot must have been smoking and making that “zzzt-zzzt” sound reserved for overused dildo devices. Aka Flav.
R.I.P. again Auto-Tune. Jesus, die already for fuck sakes.

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28 Comments
  1. Chuck D Says:

    That’s beautiful, man…


  2. Wack-boy Says:

    Can’t wait for the extended version.


  3. lil jon Says:

    lol it might be passable without all the auto tune


  4. buffalowinger Says:

    he should have held his ipod boombox over his head.


  5. bukkake captain Says:

    highlight is flav rocking the ipod dock while gazing out over the lake


  6. Sackington Ballsworth Says:

    totally.

    when it goes flat he can use the batteries out of the clock. that shit never has the right time on it anyway.


  7. JuCIFEUR Says:

    Flav has officially pissed away all of Public Enemy’s cred.

    He should be stoned to death for bringing shame to his crew.
    What’s it called? HONOR KILLING?


  8. Zippy Says:

    Do you realize that if Buckwheat would have been born abot 40 years later, he would be Flavor Flav today. Every generation has it’s lovable, dopey jigaboo.


  9. flynn Says:

    I almost get the sense he’s completely self aware, and this is the reveal after 25 years of some andy kaufman shit


  10. Kid Douche Says:

    You’re missing the subversive genius of it. Flav is (unknowingly?) making a perfect case for the end of auto-tune.


  11. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    What ever happened to Professor Grif and the S1W? Did the convert to Islam and disappear?


  12. GiZZz Says:

    The first time I heard this I couldn’t stop laughing. OMG Flavor Flaavvve is a fool. Lmao “Didn’t I tell yooooouuuu, bleh bleh bleh autooootunnnnneee”


  13. fredMS Says:

    a song review of this should have the phrase ‘ambiance shaped like a teardrop’


  14. white power Says:

    why does everybody love to suck off Public Enemy. here are the facts:

    1. Public Enemy suxked and made music nobody listens to anymore.

    2. Black people never liked Public Enemy and definitely didn’t buy their “message”.


  15. felicia Says:

    Flavor flav is my dads age, and dresses like my 15 yr old cousins.


  16. Joe Queer Says:

    ABout Briggite Nielson?


  17. Mark Says:

    How could any women resist this heart felt plea?


  18. bolo Says:

    hip hop is dead and Flav just fucked it’s dead carcass in the butt.


  19. ew Says:

    in the summer im gonna have a lot of fun singing this into osscillating fans.


  20. officialfunning Says:

    Foo Fighters.

    That is all.


  21. homeless. Says:

    music sucks


  22. blankityblank Says:

    the laughter at the end says it all


  23. Shea Says:

    It’s like a robot shitting in my ear.


  24. oopsie Says:

    i look at him sitting on those steps and wonder if those are the same ones under which “Somethin’” took a poop


  25. THERE Says:

    “With an assist from autotune (which should be called autoimmune, because it’s rap destroying itself), this phenomenon killed the most significant new genre of music to come along in the last 30 years. As an artist, Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em makes M.C. Hammer look like M.C. Escher. Kids growing up during this phase of hip-hop are going to try to claim that the reign of rappers like Flo Rida and Gucci Mane were the good ol’ days of rap. I can’t wait to hear what rap is going to sound like 25 years from now. They’ll be probably be remaking Chamillionaire songs. In that case, I hope 2012 actually unleashes the apocalypse upon us.”

    - Curious Read


  26. Beef Says:

    Auto-Tune is awesome and if this video isn’t proof of that, then everyone is a dummy.


  27. HOMO Says:

    imagine if this song was an Islands song? featuring nick thorburn (or diamonds, y’know, from islands?)


  28. Mike Says:

    Shitty things will never stop being funny and that’s why irony can never die.


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