The best part of going to the Brooklyn Aquarium was spending time with Ayveq. He seemed particularly arrogant after taking in a homeless woman and fathering a child with her, but even before Akituusaq was born, Ayveq was a blast. He would often rub his giant donut-like foreskin in front of tourists and, as they gasped, zoom in for a mug shot all bug-eyed in their grill. We went to visit him about a few days before he died and we were way more bummed to hear about his death than the dude who wrote, what was it called, Brain Droppings?
Bye Ayveq…
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a fucking manatee? the cows of the sea, except no one eats them, or gets milk from them, or leather, or hot dogs.
06.25.08 at 11:29 am
It’s a walrus, retard.
06.25.08 at 1:57 pm
yeah.
Retard.
06.29.08 at 8:02 pm