BABY ERNIE HAS THAT ATTITUDE
Can you believe this guy’s stance? He makes Humpty Dumpty look more flappable than Nancy Reagan’s pussy lips. Fucking hands on the hip, down to brass tacks lean, Sylvester the cat leg cross… you’d think he’d been shitting in a potty for 40 years. No wonder they use him to teach people about this shit. He looks like he owns the joint.
If you have any questions, any questions at all, do not hesitate to go up to my man Ern and ask him what’s up. He will not make you feel embarrassed and he will not tell anyone what you said. You’re too big for diapers dude. Let’s do this.
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11.25.08 at 11:53 pm
fucking amazing
11.26.08 at 12:20 am
Comedy.
11.26.08 at 3:11 am
Got a gut laugh from that one. Yay!
11.26.08 at 9:08 am
he can’t really be more unflappable than humpty can he??
11.26.08 at 10:22 am
It doesn’t come with a sink and soap. Ew.
11.26.08 at 10:40 am
My friend Jim used to put on diapers and hang out in a ditch by his house with this older kid. He was about nine, the other guy was thirteen. He told me how he used to go buy diapers at the store and mumble shit about how they were for his little brother. Apparently they just hung around in lil’ diapers and he never got fucked or anything heavy like that. I break down in a fit of laughter every time I think about it or bring it up with him. I can’t handle it, it’s too funny. I call him Gim Dipey now.
11.26.08 at 12:01 pm
YES. WE. CAN!
11.26.08 at 12:27 pm
you have a kid and now you’re making us look at the wrapper for your kid’s diaper. don’t make me get all David Cross baby-hating on you. keep it to yourself!
11.26.08 at 2:10 pm
lol. ernies totally got the pma
11.26.08 at 2:40 pm
It’s not a wrapper for a kids diaper. It’s a book discouraging diaper use. Why would a diaper package say someone is too old for diapers?
11.26.08 at 4:04 pm
look at him giving it all that. who the feck does he think he is?
11.26.08 at 4:39 pm
awwww gavin made a funny funny, just like a big boy!
11.26.08 at 10:57 pm
Haha, outstanding classic Boner/Do harkback.
11.27.08 at 12:11 am
that is phenomenal… why doesn’t gavin write in that prose all the time? I wish gavin would just take 12 adderall and write a book
11.27.08 at 1:39 pm
don’t make nostalgic VICE jokes gavin… it makes me too sad =(
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R.I.P the DOS/donts by Gavin
11.27.08 at 6:32 pm
hilarious.
11.29.08 at 9:40 pm
he does own the joint, check the rubber duckie wallpaper FOO
11.29.08 at 9:47 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSR9P616VCA
fuck that broken TV, it clearly the reason all those kids got into H and died. they were all my friends and they died.. hey speaking of letters I just noticed watching this clip that David Letterman talks just like Ernie- he ripped his whole voice and way of speaking from the guy the gap toothed old sacka shit