ROIR just made these Bad Brains hoodies that feature the debut album cover drawn by Dave Ratcage. When are you too old to wear something like this, 30? Now that the Lollapolosers are in their 40s is any age too old for a chest picture?

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29 Comments
  1. lulu Says:

    yes. and it’s 30. 35 if you work hard for it.


  2. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    There is no ceiling when accompanied by teenage children, a Miata, and a Bluetooth headset.


  3. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    I feel like a dick since I was questioning the same thing, but I’m 24. What is the average age of Street Carnage viewers? 28-35?


  4. Captain CaveMAA-AA-AAN Says:

    I’m 38… I would rock the t-shirt, but not the hoodie. I gave up hoodies sometime in the late 90s.


  5. tommy gun Says:

    that bitch looks like Michael Jackson.


  6. MF Says:

    I think you’re good until you’re at least 40, especially nowadays.

    The real problem here, and with most Bad Brains gear in general, is that you look like a cunt wearing anything with rasta colours if you’re white.


  7. SHITCOCK Says:

    IT’S LAME TO WEAR A SHIRT/HOODIE/WHATEVER WITH AN ALBUM COVER THAT EVERYONE KNOWS IS AWESOME. YOU’RE BASICALLY JUST WALKING AROUND FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS.

    ON THE OTHER HAND, IT IS AWESOME IF WHAT YOU’RE WEARING IS NOT “IN” AND LIKELY TO GET PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU ODD LOOKS AND QUESTION YOUR TASTE. THEN YOU GET TO SAY “FUCK YOU, YOU TRENDY ASS PIECE OF SHIT. GEDDY, NEAL AND ALEX ARE GODS AMONG MEN.”


  8. 1X4 YOLANDA Says:

    FUCK YOU, ATLEAST US 30 YEAR OLDS KNOW WHO THE FUCK BAD BRAINS IS, INSTEAD OF FRONTIN’ WITH MISFIT T-SHIRTS AT HOT TOPIC. Bitch-ass Crykahs!


  9. Whatever Says:

    I’m forty fucking one and I’m not saying I’d sport the B.B. gear (although they are legends) but I will say that I’ll wear whatever I care to, regardless who thinks what. If you like something don’t sweat it.


  10. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Unfortunately, only a handfull of people around my age support and enjoy the hype of Punk in DC. Everyone else thinks DC only came out with Marvin Gaye and Go-Go music. “Who’s Bad Brains?” “Who’s Black Flag?”
    Really?


  11. peepaw Says:

    Everyone is too old for this because that album came out 27 years ago.


  12. H.R. Says:

    Regardless of age and generally speaking; rock tees=good, rock hoodies=bad. But mostly, who gives a fuck? This chick sucks.


  13. tommy gun Says:

    what sucks is the fact that i saw bad brains during their heyday ironically means i am now too old to wear this hoodie. though i am not going to stoop to gavin’s level and buy every fred perry shirt ever sewn to make up for it.


  14. Sheesus Says:

    It’s not fair to say that Black Flag is a D.C. punk band just because Henry Rollins lived there back when he was called Henry Garfield.

    I like this, but I like Barack Brains more. Live in the now! and reappropriate iconic images when it suits your political purpose. Really.


  15. Books & Backpacks Says:

    Over 35s have more right than this actress

    Wear a hoodie if you want to wear one but the one’s with a zipper up front are the only good kind.

    Misfits were only good for the logo. Even their mohawks sucked.


  16. Books & Backpacks Says:

    Rock hoodies seem too “thought out” to rock. _^_H.R. is right.


  17. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    I think age is irrelevant in this situation. We all know and appreciate the album and its architects, but that doesn’t necessarily justify strutting around in a billboard. Frame the vinyl, get a tattoo, or sear your flesh with a BB brand if you’re an aging fan boy who was around to absorb their awesome stench. If you’d really like to solidify your position as an enthusiast, a perfect solution would be to scale the capitol building with a copper rod in July.

    I’m 21, and I don’t think this is worthy of a post.


  18. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Sheesus, you’re right. People do assosicate Black Flag with DC mostly with HR. Nonetheless, we had Bad Brains, Teen Idles, Minor Threat and SOA. Only a few people seem to even know of them. That’s show-biz.


  19. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Correction. It seems only a few people in DC know of them.


  20. clit juice Says:

    36, have a scar above my left eye from a Bad Brains show, would not wear this. Why? I’m the most dignified man names clit juice in the world.


  21. Emily H. Says:

    I’m 28. I think this is a good question. I feel as if with hoodies, if you’re a guy, after you’re 30, you need to get an actual structured jacket (even if it’s from the thrift store!), & stop wearing a goddamn hoodie everywhere you go. You don’t look like a youthful, dynamic college student anymore, you just look like a slob. It would be better if you could make this switch even earlier than 30! If you’re a woman, you should probably change over to cardigans/light jackets around the same age.

    Obviously it’s okay to HAVE them, like to walk the dog in or whatever. But it does seem kind of needy to go to a party or something wearing a hoodie with a cool album cover that all cool people think are cool. Like you’re a big ol’ insecure indie rocker, just waiting for someone to walk up & say “OMG, do YOU love Bad Brains, TOO?!”


  22. idk Says:

    who


  23. miss appalachian Says:

    or you could just be utilitarian and wear what’s useful.
    the only hoody worth wearing is carharrt or hanes.

    move on.


  24. whiners suck Says:

    24 here, gotta agree that, with few exceptions, wearing band tees/hoodies is lame (at any age).


  25. haterz Says:

    bad brains sucked


  26. Sheesus Says:

    Ah, Chachi I knew I could count on you. Minor Threat was/ is unfuckintouchable and you’re far from the philistine I feard you were. PLUS, kicker of all kickers, DC public access had Pancake Mountain.

    A friendly PSA from out west in Tempe, AZ: in 97.3% of the cities in this country that aren’t NY, no one has ever heard of Bad Brains. The citizenry here in the hinterland look kindly upon the wearing of hooded clothing, as the hood provides protection for your head regardless of your age. Out here it’s “Ay, Tex! Thum two words both start with the saaaayme lettur” and we move on.


  27. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    -Sheesus

    Borders carries their debut. They’re considered to be entry level by most 8th grade Mexipunks in Arizona.


  28. patrickteque Says:

    the standard black hoodie is an unit of clothing that does not need a silkscreened image to boost its purpose or power.


  29. patrickteque Says:

    along with the fact that hoodies sold by bands tend to range in price from 40$ to 60$…85$ if you’re the foo fighters or some sort of post-Audioslave band.


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