STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » BASEBALL PLAYER OFTEN SHITS HIS PANTS

We don’t usually give a “crap” about sports but this little nugget of a diarrhea story reminds us why it’s nice to occasionally just be with the guys. “I’m good for about two of those a year” is the best quote because it implies someone wants him to shit his pants. Like it’s a business.

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7 Comments

Kansas Shitty Says:

I like the “double tapered” quote, it shows that shitting isn’t just his business it’s his passion.

Thanks for sharing our hall of famer with the world, this video makes being a Royals fan slightly less miserable.

10.09.08 at 1:05 pm
glendon rusch Says:

maybe it wasn’t pine tar after all..

10.09.08 at 3:39 pm
douche baguette Says:

guys love talking about there shit I hear it all day at work

10.09.08 at 4:37 pm
Glorious Daner Says:

I heard about this shit weeks ago

10.09.08 at 4:59 pm
skaht Says:

That guy’s the Charlie Murphy of professional baseball.

10.09.08 at 5:03 pm
Chester the Molester. Says:

I’m so glad I’m from the KC area now. Makes Brett’s reactionary politics a little more tolerable.

10.09.08 at 7:52 pm
slapt Says:

Kansas City is where it’s at.

10.09.08 at 8:54 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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