STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

BEIGE is one of the most interesting colors around! It is also the color that is devoted to describing the least interesting people around.
It is ADORED by baby-boomers. Khakis would be nothing without Beige… yet Beige is dying. So boring is Beige, that it is bed ridden. Beige needs your help. So many Beige things have been made that Beige can barely move. Beige needs to shed some LBS. So throw out your beige. Stream down to one pair of beige pants or better yet, none at all. No beige shirts. Throw away your beige friends and burn the beige couch. I want beige to survive, but just barely.

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6 Comments

Travis Tritt Says:

weak

02.21.08 at 2:17 am
tootie Says:

A beige rage…where on God’s green earth do you find these chestnuts DB????

02.21.08 at 2:35 am
SUCKIT77 Says:

if that’s “weak” then I am a a fucking loss for what strong is. That ‘BEIGE!” shit has me and my stupid friends laughing our asses off! Kisses streetcarnage. We are FANS!

02.21.08 at 3:24 am
eat it Says:

Travis Tritt

i am in a beige rage over your comment.

02.22.08 at 12:55 pm
SUCKIT77 Says:

see… now you are using “beige rage” as a descriptive element. You may work yourself up to funny some day.

02.23.08 at 1:55 pm
kat Says:

beige is the anti-colour. i have been maintaining this for about a decade.

ha, and i’m nineteen…KILL THE BEIGE (ALMOST).

02.25.08 at 6:51 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.