Today is a great day to fuck the dog (Canadian for not working). Stop what you’re doing and go get wasted. Make sure you only drink Mexican Pile Ups. They are, to quote inventor Bryce Franich, “a variation of a drink we discovered in LA called the Mexican Car Crash, which is a half pint of margarita with a beer stuffed in it upside down. A Mexican Pile Up is a pitcher of margarita with two to eight beers stuck in it depending on pitcher size. Then, you use 151 to light the bottom of the beers on fire. It’s Scorpion Bowl meets Car Bomb meets Mexico.
You’re welcome.”
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Are the beers open?
07.29.10 at 12:30 pm
I invented one the other say. it’s bbq chicken bones in a paper cup with miller high life poured over it. its called a Queen Elizabeth
07.29.10 at 1:34 pm
“I wanna dip my balls in it!”
07.29.10 at 3:15 pm
where can i get this?
07.29.10 at 3:51 pm
Whats the point in lighting the beers ? – Actual genuine question.
07.29.10 at 4:09 pm
the charleston, where Rape Boners are born!
07.29.10 at 4:28 pm
at least that’s where i got my first one.
07.29.10 at 4:29 pm
Easy Jay, Sometimes there is no point to things, now go chase your tail.
07.29.10 at 4:36 pm
[...] is seriously the greatest booze drink ever. I’ll have 17 [...]
07.29.10 at 5:01 pm
@jay mexican pileup = car crash = flames
07.29.10 at 5:38 pm
If it really wants to to live up to its name “The Mexican Pile Up” you would need to try to fit at least a half case of beers into that pitcher. They tend to roll deep when in transit…
07.29.10 at 9:09 pm
Charleston word.
07.30.10 at 12:07 am
I would love to see you try and fit 8 beer bottles in a pitcher. Bullshit and fairly gay.
07.30.10 at 7:28 am
Are the beers open?!
07.30.10 at 11:06 am