My brother-in-law Billy’s spam box is filled with pro-N.R.A. jokes, weird Christian PowerPoint presentations, archery targets body-painted on stripper’s vaginas, and various sightings of mammoth beasts on the loose throughout the Midwest. But the other day he sent me some slaughter that slowed me down and gave me a really honest WTF? Probably because I was wee bit stoned, I thought about the harrowing and ridiculous journey my over-priced, tiny hit of weed just took to get in my lungs.
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At first I marveled at my inability to accept the pictures as anything different or more dramatic than usual. I skimmed them and was back on my way to watching kitten bloopers on YouTube. But Texas plates? A reverse ambush, perhaps? A bump from a key chain after a cheap burrito … Where did this shit come from?
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What’s the deal with airline food?
10.01.09 at 11:11 am
TEXICANS.
This is how your coke gets to your nose.
It’s just like that show “HOW IT’S MADE”.
10.01.09 at 11:16 am
I remember when these dudes were on the radio…And the steering wheel, and the dashboard.
10.01.09 at 11:22 am
@jucifer
best comment of the week, cheers
10.01.09 at 11:26 am
Fuck I cant eat now, guys head is like a vagina prolapse, thats when a pussy turns inside out BTW. Fuck you guys!
10.01.09 at 11:26 am
Dude why are you buying your weed from Mexico? Canadian weed is better and we don’t fuck around with this Al Capone shit, it’s for amateurs.
10.01.09 at 11:27 am
What would Llewelyn Moss do?
10.01.09 at 11:39 am
Jeepers. The driver’s gonna have a sore head in the morning.
10.01.09 at 11:52 am
Yet another reason to legalize all drugs in America.
10.01.09 at 11:58 am
@spud gun: dont tell jokes
10.01.09 at 11:59 am
Stop doing coke, assholes, and buy your weed from a guy who knows a guy who’s growing that shit in his closet. It’s scenester cokesters like half the fucktards in Williamsburg that buy their shit from some prick with a cell and blinged out BMW that are PAYING for all those goddamn American guns that are being used to shoot people up on both sides of the border. Goddammit I wish hipsters weren’t so fucking selfish.
10.01.09 at 12:04 pm
Hipsters being responsible for the coke trade is one of the best things I’ve ever heard. Who said New Math wouldn’t have dire consequences down the road?
10.01.09 at 12:23 pm
this guy totally kicks ass at grand theft auto. my online user name is kill_yall_skanks69.
10.01.09 at 12:30 pm
Closet weed is the best way to go.
10.01.09 at 12:54 pm
um, blaming coke users for a drug war is like blaming parents for baby thieves. not exactly, but it’s just a dumb.
10.01.09 at 1:20 pm
one good thing about living in today’s El Paso would be that you don’t have to watch semiautomatic orgies like this happening across the river everyday, thanks to the massive wall of smoke/smog that makes Juarez completely invisible.
now you know why everyone’s casita down there looks like a fuckin’ jailhouse.
10.01.09 at 1:50 pm
i used to look at alarma every now and then to see if i could take it. fortunately i am old enough now not to give a shit. but i must say, this is relatively mild compared to the splatter-core you see every week in that magazine, and they sell like 15 million copies a week. mexicans jack off to shit like this, it’s weird. they love death.
10.01.09 at 1:58 pm
picture #5 really captures the mood of the photographer. WTF I don’t know what I am talking about. I just hope the street price of ya-yo doesn’t go up.
10.01.09 at 3:27 pm
They’re all wearing the same shoes. A clue perhaps?
10.01.09 at 3:41 pm
Blaming these guys for the drug war is like blaming a fart on the dog… they can’t even defend themselves!!! Real mature, guys.
10.02.09 at 12:34 am
Harhar, Gavin beat me to the punch on that one.
10.02.09 at 12:46 am
Actually, I do have two cents to thrown in. If you’re ragging on hipsters then why the fuck are you on this site? i.e. I hate MTV, so I don’t watch it. I also can’t stand Jersey/L.I. goons & guidos, so you won’t find me hanging around Giants Stadium.
10.02.09 at 12:53 am
My my, Mike. We really don’t understand the nature of hipsterdom, do we?
10.02.09 at 8:13 am