I got an email about where I got these frames which I sport around all the time in Iraq. I was surprised why the hell anyone would WANT to wear them in the civilian world. The military jargon used for issued glasses is BCGs (BIRTH CONTROL GOGGLES). They’re called BCG’s because they are dorky huge, and it was considered a deterrent for getting you laid wearing those things in public.
You get a special deal where you get BCs for free; all you need to do is sign your life away to an eight year government contract.
BCs are sturdy as fuck. I could shoot this bitch with a BB gun all day and wouldn’t scratch or dent the plastic lens. Now mind you it’s not unbreakable. I found out that out after I got punched in the face.
I learned that you should never call a Marine who’s a resident of the state of Georgia a “white trash piece of shit” after the redneck calls you a “gook tunnel rat.” It would lead to some unprofessional behavior. That’s why my Buddy Holly’s have electric tape on it.
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gook tunnel rat, harsh, kinda funny; but there are much better slurs for white trash: cracker, peckerwood, tornado bait, hayseed, pee picker, etc…
07.21.08 at 2:28 pm
Ah ha ha, you spelled pea wrong.
07.21.08 at 3:17 pm
my mistake pea picker, i guess i should spell check first
07.21.08 at 3:24 pm
http://www.madasian.com/trivia/slurs.html
07.21.08 at 4:12 pm
Here you go kids, it’s time for us to build on your vocabulary!
http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html
07.21.08 at 5:16 pm
my stepbrother put those on when we went bowling(but for some reason not while driving). he’s awol now.
07.22.08 at 2:16 am
Fuck it. Pain is temporary, electric tape is forever.
07.22.08 at 9:10 am
I’d be more surprised that the idiot asked you where you got the glasses, considering you’re in the military and it’s common knowledge that they’re issued to you.
07.22.08 at 7:13 pm
You’re the wittiest Asian in the world and the best you could come up with is “white trash piece of shit”?
07.23.08 at 4:43 am
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08.25.08 at 7:11 pm
i have been looking to buy a pair, actually. my ex was military and for some reason did not understand me correctly when i asked him to score me a pair. know how i can get some?
02.17.09 at 7:40 pm