STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » BLACK AND GRAY STRIPES ARE EVERYWHERE

At the recent Fashism launch party, John Carney realized that a lot of chicks were sporting black and gray stripes. This is called a “trend.”

-DONNA DELIVA

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8 Comments

homeless. Says:

cool story hanzel

09.24.09 at 10:31 am
...but Hollister dot com says "Plaid is all the rage." right now. Says:

This is called “from 2004.”

09.24.09 at 10:37 am
Creepy McCreeperson Says:

I’ve totally got a crush on the blond haired girl in the second picture. Look how cute she is being all “the saddest little girl in all of internet land”. One thing though, she looked even hotter when she had dark hair.

09.24.09 at 11:06 am
barry bored Says:

drew’s just bummed she doesnt have a rack like rachel skalr’s

09.24.09 at 11:49 am
saltyiguana Says:

@Creepy McCreeperson: doye. That’s Drew. as in “Ask Drew.”

09.24.09 at 1:30 pm
Creepy McCreeperson Says:

@saltyiguana I was unaware of that. I should “ask drew” if she wants to be my special lady.

09.24.09 at 3:09 pm
anon Says:

^^^ so good

09.28.09 at 12:57 pm
Beef Says:

I’d say that the cunt in the fourth picture doesn’t count, since the gray is actually silver and it’s obviously part of a costume.

09.30.09 at 4:05 am

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