STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » BLACK METAL BAND PRANK CALL

Joe put out an ad for a black metal band but no blacks were allowed.

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7 Comments

PUNJABBER Says:

hahaha

11.11.08 at 12:25 pm
FURY Says:

I GOT A VAN IM GON PUT DEM QUIPMENTS IN

11.11.08 at 12:46 pm
Fancypants Says:

This shit is old. We’re talking late 90s old. Way to have your finger on the pulse.

11.11.08 at 2:13 pm
old prank gloom Says:

yeah this call was made when clinton was president. even my mom has heard it.

11.11.08 at 2:22 pm
tommy gun Says:

yeah its old. but it captures the true equation of how fucking pussy and lame black metal is: (1) dusted out niggas in north philly with guns = scary. (2) overgrown Scandinavian “comic book guys” in corpse paint quoting Tolkien in their lyrics = fucking laughable. Sorry Jen Hanley – black metal is not super fucking rad to the fully stoked gnarly max totally awesome madness.

11.11.08 at 4:28 pm
shallowfarts Says:

Fucking funny and never heard it until juss now.. guess I fucking suck.

I love these “This is so old people”. I have a feeling their lives are so fucking current all the time! Changing cool things every second. They would sweat a lot from all that “keepin it fresh” shit, except sweating is so… early man.

11.11.08 at 8:12 pm
Taeil Says:

I fucking hate black metal. And when I mean by black, I mean like you know…

11.11.08 at 8:32 pm

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