In celebration of Creep Street’s weekly series on mammaries, “Titty Tuesdays,” we’d like to spotlight LAZERTITS, a blog that seeks to liberate women’s chests from “the prison of maternal duty and manboy motor-boating” by arming them with futuristic ray guns. And girls: If you want to be part of the revolution, you can submit your own pics for lazer upgrades. God speed, gals. God speed.

Hat tip: Vincent Dermody

UPDATE: Saw on the blog today a mention about Titty Tuesdays. Well, so ya know, Twitter’s been doing this for decades. But my friend’s website makes it super easy to actually SEE those boobs. It’s the best. Check it out:

http://www.crowdreel.com/search?q=%23TittyTuesday

-TOBIN

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7 Comments
  1. kure kure takora Says:

    haha lasers, what will they do next?


  2. Swifty Says:

    pyoo! pyoo!


  3. stoops Says:

    L.A.S.E.R: Light Amplification Stimulated by the Emission of Radiation.

    and that’s not the only thing being stimulated, har har har–ahem.


  4. Anonymous Says:

    great a blog based on a poor photoshop joke. thats got some real potential there


  5. MohawkCock Says:

    I recently had sex with a chick that has laser tits. Not as exciting as you think it is. I always wanted to look at her tits which BLINDED ME!! Really? Masturbating doesn’t make you go blind, staring at laser tits does!
    ..and they taste like batteries when you suck on them.


  6. fritz Says:

    sweed tids


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