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BOB, FOR GOD’S SAKE … NO ONE WILL NOTICE!

Having a video shoot fall through at the eleventh hour is a nightmare and a half! But if you are truly in love with your craft and in touch with your self-confidence you can make ANYTHING HAPPEN!

So what if the scenes where Bob Welch is skydiving into an erupting volcano or jumping a 100 yard long vat of Ebola on a moter-less cycle got cut? There is an f-ing plan B. It’s called, “the director’s friend’s restaurant at closing, one of the waitresses there, a cigar and a surprisingly playful ending.” No one will notice!

(To be totally Simpson-Sears, this video and song are so brilliant they are embarrassing each other.)

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10 Comments

Hot dogging Says:

Going bald has never looked better

09.09.09 at 9:52 am
french guy Says:

sounds like lee hazlewood but flower power-er.

09.09.09 at 10:51 am
Anonymous Says:

looks like a rubber @ 1:04

09.09.09 at 11:55 am
silver Says:

awesome

09.09.09 at 12:43 pm
Anonymous Says:

teh hand looks like rubber, not just “a rubber” k

09.09.09 at 12:56 pm
Anonymous Says:

it hurts

09.09.09 at 1:50 pm
lol@u Says:

oh where oh where have all the songwriters gone?

09.09.09 at 2:51 pm
Frenchy Says:

did you know fleetwood mac used to sound not gay? this man joined fleetwood mac and made them gay. true story

09.09.09 at 3:01 pm
skull front Says:

cigar breath. not good

09.09.09 at 4:17 pm
Mike Says:

FRENCHY YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT THE BOB WELCH.

No, no, no. English guys playing the blues ruined the blues. Fleetwood Mac sucked from jump and got better especially after that pedo Jeremy Spencer quit the band.

09.10.09 at 4:51 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.