Bobby Hill is easily the least attractive person on television. I know you’re thinking, “What about that burn victim on Oprah who was caught under a burning car?” Well, she’s more like a 0.1.
Yes, I realize 2 seems low and you want to have room for 450 lb freaks and shit but come on. Can you honestly give the guy a 3? Who the fuck would want to be his girlfriend? Even if you were fat and ugly you’d want to avoid him because then the whole school would see you as the fat, ugly couple. Dude needs to grow his hair out, lose the neck fat, and maybe get some jeans or something. He sucks.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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great post
03.25.09 at 8:46 am
he is definitely no beavis or butthead.
03.25.09 at 9:09 am
but the voice turns him up to a 5
03.25.09 at 9:10 am
In one episode he got some jeans and for that episode he was in fact cool. Also, give the kid a break, his Dad sells propane and propane accessories, and his mom is mentally challanged.
03.25.09 at 9:15 am
Wasn’t he going out with that cute Asian girl?
He may not of had the looks but he knew how to charm a lady.
03.25.09 at 9:16 am
he has an indian for a best friend, he was knocking out his asian neighbor, his voice kills it, and it’s texas after all; dudes at least a 5.
03.25.09 at 9:43 am
nah has anyone seen that one show where they repo people’s shit. its like a straight knock off of dog the bounty hunter. theres a gross gremlin-looking bitch on there who is the true embodiment of a 1.
03.25.09 at 10:52 am
do you ever even watch the show? his girlfriend is connie.
03.25.09 at 11:11 am
Kahn Junior Bitches
03.25.09 at 11:16 am
best friend material. at least that what I’ve always thought.
03.25.09 at 11:46 am
Adult Swim?
03.25.09 at 12:32 pm
because he is a character on King of the Hill, and that show makes my eyeballs and earholes feel like they just ate a lemon, I am going to have to go ahead and give him a score of a 0.
03.25.09 at 12:43 pm
He is me. Thanks a lot.
03.25.09 at 12:50 pm
vhaaaat are you taaalking about?
03.25.09 at 12:51 pm
screeching weasel.
03.25.09 at 12:55 pm
nothing else to do but hate on bobby…. how bout the episode with the WHOOOOPIN cranes??
03.25.09 at 1:12 pm
dammit, Bobby! BOBBY HILL FOREVER!!!!!
03.25.09 at 4:04 pm
Hope you got paid for this advertising shit.
03.25.09 at 4:10 pm
glendon rusch, “want to head band with me when they play “screeching weasel.?”
03.25.09 at 4:33 pm
to add on to all the other pro’s of bobby, he knows magic, his cousin is a hot slut, his grandfather is a crazy shin-less vet that once stole santaanna’s head or leg or something, does a great kvetching jew and jerry lewis impressions…
but yea, i hate that fucking show. bring back futurama!
03.25.09 at 6:09 pm
mike judge>you
03.25.09 at 7:28 pm
gee Christi, you sure do have the best posts on street carnage
03.25.09 at 9:32 pm
Dude, chubby, funny dude, goes out with hot asian.
Gavin much?
03.25.09 at 11:10 pm
bobby hill’s a fag but give him a HUGE break. he’s in some shitty town in texas and he’s 13, he hasn’t started smoking weed, drinking beer and/or doing meth. see how that warble warble translates when he’s a little older and wrecked and then make the final call
03.26.09 at 2:23 am
Connie is hot? She looks like she should be tending to feral chickens on the backstreets of some hmong market.
03.26.09 at 10:30 am
nothing good about king of hill
03.26.09 at 12:08 pm
@ sheed
Is “King Of Hill” a spinoff? Dummy.
03.26.09 at 2:40 pm
I can’t stop laughing at the picture; thats the exact expression anyone would make if they found out they were a 2
03.26.09 at 2:45 pm
king of the hill has gotten worse. but bobby is the shit and so is dale.
03.26.09 at 4:31 pm
im bobby hill and i suck cause im a pathethic fat boy who doesnt know anything about life. i deserve -100 cause i fail in life so much. im a bad role modle and im jsut plainly pathetic at everything i try to do. dont waste your time loving me because ill just cry about it even gays are better than me. i symbolize everything boys never want to be therefore hate me please. plus i love the cack!
11.10.09 at 12:15 am