
Anyone can be pretty on TV but when you’re drunk out of your mind at 3 in the morning and you just did a huge rail to sober up, you’re really pushing your face to the limit. Throw in some old age and a half hour of crying and only the true beauties will manage to pull through. Heather does just that and our boners applaud her (that’s right, we’re slapping our erect penises together).
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I was admiring this pic too. Sammy Jo forever. Also hot in their mugshot; Kimora Lee Simmons. Normally heinously painted, really cute when stoned and in sweats.
09.30.08 at 11:53 am
I want to console her… with my penis.
09.30.08 at 1:25 pm
yeah much hotter to imagine her in a still kinda banged out from last night,waking up after a couple of hours sleep with her grinding on you,slow morning jam type scenario.
call me!
09.30.08 at 2:32 pm
Schaaaaaaaa…wing.
09.30.08 at 11:44 pm