Every once and a while you see an inanimate object that is so fucking sexy you wake up thinking about it the next day. This thing is one of the most efficient and easy-to-use boners we’ve ever been a part of.

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16 Comments
  1. booty clap dick trigger Says:

    simply tha’ best.


  2. imyar Says:

    WHAT GIVES


  3. homeless Says:

    shitty-melgibson


  4. D-tard Says:

    hhahaaa thats fucking great. “my wife would like that!”

    music is also key.


  5. Niggy Smallz Says:

    Hey, if that thing actually works as well as they show it, I want one.


  6. sumptuous taint Says:

    MIKE ROWE!


  7. ur doing it rong Says:

    want


  8. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    I love the Wunder Boner so much, it’s giving ME curious erection.


  9. Lady Friend Says:

    ahah! Every kitchen should have the wonderboner. How many kitchens are on campsite or lake? That only houses 3 types of fish all under 3 pounds. whitefish average 4 lbs, trout are fucking HUGE they could eat some breeds of dog easily- Too bad thats not a good invention cause it does make me want one. Cleanin’ ‘m up is half the fishin’!


  10. Vag vapors Says:

    Hm’… Shit, I need to get out and go fishing more.


  11. miss appalachian Says:

    it really is as simple as finding the top of the spine, putting it on the ring, and sliding the fish through.


  12. Anonymous Says:

    not all trout are big that would work on a lot of um


  13. whaaa??? Says:

    That sounded like Mike Rowe to me.


  14. kure kure takora Says:

    I am totally keeping all the fish talk posts on my iphone so I can completely embarrass you the next time you’re at a party talking to some foofy art school girl that you’re trying to get into the pants of.


  15. Emily H. Says:

    “Where DID you get the wonder boner?” “Funny you should ask!”


  16. Matt Says:

    I’m NOT kidding, I had a nightmare the night after seeing this about it happening to people. It was gross. Street Carnage gives me nightmares.


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