STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » BONER ALERT! WUNDER BONER

Every once and a while you see an inanimate object that is so fucking sexy you wake up thinking about it the next day. This thing is one of the most efficient and easy-to-use boners we’ve ever been a part of.

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16 Comments

booty clap dick trigger Says:

simply tha’ best.

12.18.08 at 2:00 pm
imyar Says:

WHAT GIVES

12.18.08 at 3:11 pm
homeless Says:

shitty-melgibson

12.18.08 at 3:42 pm
D-tard Says:

hhahaaa thats fucking great. “my wife would like that!”

music is also key.

12.18.08 at 3:49 pm
Niggy Smallz Says:

Hey, if that thing actually works as well as they show it, I want one.

12.18.08 at 3:52 pm
sumptuous taint Says:

MIKE ROWE!

12.18.08 at 4:00 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

want

12.18.08 at 4:46 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

I love the Wunder Boner so much, it’s giving ME curious erection.

12.18.08 at 4:47 pm
Lady Friend Says:

ahah! Every kitchen should have the wonderboner. How many kitchens are on campsite or lake? That only houses 3 types of fish all under 3 pounds. whitefish average 4 lbs, trout are fucking HUGE they could eat some breeds of dog easily- Too bad thats not a good invention cause it does make me want one. Cleanin’ ‘m up is half the fishin’!

12.18.08 at 5:23 pm
Vag vapors Says:

Hm’… Shit, I need to get out and go fishing more.

12.18.08 at 6:14 pm
miss appalachian Says:

it really is as simple as finding the top of the spine, putting it on the ring, and sliding the fish through.

12.18.08 at 7:07 pm
Anonymous Says:

not all trout are big that would work on a lot of um

12.18.08 at 9:46 pm
whaaa??? Says:

That sounded like Mike Rowe to me.

12.18.08 at 11:44 pm
kure kure takora Says:

I am totally keeping all the fish talk posts on my iphone so I can completely embarrass you the next time you’re at a party talking to some foofy art school girl that you’re trying to get into the pants of.

12.19.08 at 9:43 am
Emily H. Says:

“Where DID you get the wonder boner?” “Funny you should ask!”

12.19.08 at 2:36 pm
Matt Says:

I’m NOT kidding, I had a nightmare the night after seeing this about it happening to people. It was gross. Street Carnage gives me nightmares.

12.19.08 at 10:20 pm

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This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.