These aren’t new, but have you guys seen these jams from Durex? Pillows with barely passable women in their mid-forties who resemble meth-faced trannies provide longer lasting sex. They come in three tantalizing varieties.
The smoky-eyed gaze coupled with a phallic finger to the lips has been a killer classic in the annals of female seduction since Nefertiti. This ginger peach has a touch of Buddy Hackett in her. So delicate.
The pearl necklace on this WASPy lass is a nice touch. Looks like she is ready to take anything you give her.
Jesus, that was rough. Other classic boner killing forest trolls:
Your Mom
Vagina McPantsuit
And with those tidbits, have a nice day! And remember, no touching it while you’re at work. Toodles!
-Aviva Yael
www.everythingisannoying.com
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Made for making nightmares.
01.29.09 at 8:26 pm
Nothing smashes a boner like the thought of a Kimmy Gibler / D.J. Tanner threeway.
01.29.09 at 8:36 pm
those are some skitchin’ jams broheem. ah, sunny d alright!
01.29.09 at 9:32 pm
fucking awesome
01.29.09 at 9:54 pm
I find that doing my multiplication timetables is rather effective. The ability to start and stop them at anytime adds an extra element of control.
01.29.09 at 11:09 pm
this is total fuxxing shit
01.29.09 at 11:20 pm
this is like a year old..
01.30.09 at 12:16 am
when I’m gonna cum too soon, I imagine I’m fucking my dead grand father in his dick hole, leading to his cancer. It works, but…
01.30.09 at 3:13 am
Boner killer ? Fuck that, I can get into this.
01.30.09 at 5:35 am
Hey some of those meth faces actually look a bit better after a few months smokin crystal. See 2nd from top on far left.
01.30.09 at 5:38 am
Was this T. Richardson’s?
01.30.09 at 7:52 am
the secret is to be focused on giving your girl an orgasm.
01.30.09 at 8:44 am
WHOA Hahahahaha! please- i can’t take anymore
01.30.09 at 10:53 am
yes, well, any sex advice coming from a vegan I do not take.
01.30.09 at 11:31 am
UHHH THOSE ARE COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE.
One might want to delay premature ejaculation but might end up losing their erection with those.
01.30.09 at 11:33 am
wow, didn’t think I was just going to roll up on the innovation of the century today. OK.
01.30.09 at 12:30 pm
thanks for showing me an advertisement.
01.30.09 at 1:19 pm
late slip.
01.30.09 at 2:16 pm
Prolonging a boner by imagining repellent acts on grannys with yuckmouth is sexual Russian roulette. It’s only a matter of time before you bust a nut just when you think you’ve got it under control and – bzzzt! – permanently crossed wires.
01.30.09 at 3:17 pm
Yep, then you can only cum while thinking aboht Gary Coleman…
01.30.09 at 4:21 pm
I actually use the baseball method. What movie is that from, Porky’s?
But gotta be careful, I have a man crush on David Wright. 124 RBIs and and 2 Golden Gloves, he’s totes dreamy. No Homo.
01.30.09 at 5:02 pm
Ha ha “women in their mid-forties.” I guess “mid-fifties” would be sexier. And in the first one, who wants to last longer getting a blow job? Gentlemen, you’re just gonna get teeth, cuz our mouth muscles get tired after a while!
01.31.09 at 11:07 am
when did you start wearing a condom to get head?
01.31.09 at 10:48 pm
faces of meth link: top middle picture is totally sarah silverman’s sister
02.01.09 at 3:08 am
gibbler DJ three way makes me bust if I’m bored. to each his own
Namasty
02.01.09 at 7:55 am
– Soul Sonic Force, maybe the d00d in picture 1 is trying to delay orgasm so that he can fuck her after she’s been giving him head for a while? In general though, of course you’re right. Everyone loves to give blowjobs, but try to keep ‘em relatively brief.
– Jesus, those “faces of meth” people were not exactly lookers to begin with. Ouch.
02.01.09 at 4:07 pm
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