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The problem with British people is, in addition to having piss-poor dental hygiene, they are now driving people nuts with their noses.

-Nick Diamonds I S L A N D S

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9 Comments

Donny's Restaurant Says:

Pointless.

11.06.08 at 9:34 am
awful Says:

terrible post.

11.06.08 at 11:23 am
yargh Says:

shit’s rough these days.

11.06.08 at 12:08 pm
a lady Says:

terrible kerning!

11.06.08 at 1:10 pm
Vane$$a Says:

I don’t get it.

11.06.08 at 2:43 pm
Dion DeLassy Says:

Yeah, well, you wouldn’t cause it’s black humour and you weren’t raised to understand black humour.

11.06.08 at 3:52 pm
Hockey Puck Says:

Just don’t nobody click on the band link next to this fuckstick’s name, then he’ll stop posting this shit, then we won’t have to bitch about it. Got it? Good!

11.06.08 at 5:16 pm
benny Says:

i fucking love it, fuck you guys. this is MY website now, fuck off

11.06.08 at 6:38 pm
benny Says:

im going to say it again, get the fuck out of here, this shit is awesome

11.06.08 at 6:38 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.