Hello, my name is Kyle McInnes. My brother likes to get nostalgic about 80s Hardcore but I see no need to live in the past when people are inventing entirely new kinds of music. Take Crust Disco for example. brokeNYC combine Napalm Death, Technotronic, Missy Elliot and ‘N Sync. It’s a new kind of music. All my friends fucking hate these guys but I can’t get enough. Even their bio reeks of Never Been Done. How’s this for the best sentence in the world: “It consists of four members: Se7en, Phat J, Mik L, and Antz. They also have a crunk pig dancer named Bree.” AND they’re touring non-stop from now to like, September. Who sounds like this band? What are they? I know exactly what they are: THE FUTURE.
You can hate them all you want. I don’t care. I’m basically a Juggalo for this shit.
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they blow
01.23.09 at 1:10 am
i like your brother better than you
01.23.09 at 1:11 am
OMG screaming “LIAR!” into a girl’s face in the middle of a pop song? These guys are fucking geniuses. Brilliant and retarded at the same time. Makes EVERY band on the planet look like a cover band.
01.23.09 at 1:22 am
hahaha they look so embarrassed at the end. Hating this band is too easy. Do you notice how their whole tour schedule is the suburban belt? They venture into NYC once, maybe?
01.23.09 at 1:34 am
is this sarcasm? b/c ain’t nothing original about this shit. what, that little emo scream in the back makes you think they’ve invented some grand new beast that is going to destroy everything coming before or after it? think again.
01.23.09 at 1:48 am
beyond gay.
01.23.09 at 2:18 am
it’s a metaphor for shit.
01.23.09 at 2:26 am
why have i seen this linked to for the second time today. i’m more confused by this than lady gaga.
01.23.09 at 2:42 am
Can you people please get a grip? Kyle is obviously SO not into this.
Crust Disco? Fucking poser.
This is fucking Screamo CRUNK, bitch!
Of course, any true screamo crunkite is down with Hollywood Undead.
The music that speaks for my generation….
01.23.09 at 2:47 am
houston suburbs rip. i just puked a red bull. wait i didn’nt read the label some thin can. hard to see.
i need a ride home katy texas sucks
01.23.09 at 2:55 am
I’ve heard this shit blaring from my sister’s room on occasion.
My sister is pathetic, so anybody who listens to this is pathetic by default as well.
The girls in that video were fugly, too.
01.23.09 at 2:56 am
I challenge the logical consistency of this song. Please note that the following lyric appears in the first verse:
“They pulled their panties down, they took their pants off and then they started getting freaky on the dancefloor.”
In curious wonderment I ask how it is possible for one to pull their panties down BEFORE taking their pants off? Are they wearing said panties on top of their pants? If so, why?
Unless this sequence is taking place in the movie Memento it makes no sense. I invite any plausible explanation…
01.23.09 at 2:59 am
guy……………. that girl that one time last time we hung out was totally “dancing” their style… i hope you come out this sunday… (L) me
01.23.09 at 3:08 am
This makes me want to kill myself.
01.23.09 at 3:39 am
take THAT animal collective! how easy would it be to pick up girls at one of these shows?
01.23.09 at 3:39 am
i wish the blogs i read would stop making ironic posts about these guys, having to see this shit all the time is bummin me out, dudez
01.23.09 at 3:41 am
they are a cover band in seven different ways. Count them…
crunk, crust, disco, n sync, missy elliot…..
and every other form they take on.
its not the future because its already been done.
its not entertaining when its flat and dead like stale beer.
lets see how far they get.
01.23.09 at 3:53 am
stupid
just stupid
01.23.09 at 4:37 am
Faaark so I brought First Four Years today, I should of got these guy’s record instead. Buyer’s remorse.
01.23.09 at 4:54 am
beyond gay….terrible perversions…..
01.23.09 at 6:15 am
HAHAH!.. is this “inventing entirely new kinds of music”!?! 2 emo guys, singing a cheesy pop-song and then putting some animal noises on top of it? hahah, this could be Akon(or some other dipshit) featuring some ass from a emo band, and everybody would fucking hate it!..
01.23.09 at 7:22 am
kyle mcinnis rules, fuck the haters
01.23.09 at 8:35 am
Shit is it april the 1st already,time sure does fly once christmas is done
01.23.09 at 8:45 am
Google ads that come up while this video plays: “Men in tight underwear.” “Gay mens bands.” Nothing wrong with being gay, but this is obviously cliche music for cliche weekend homauxsexuals. You know the TYPE.
01.23.09 at 9:21 am
I just learned about them yesterday, incredimazing!
Lookit their video: youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U (not a goatse link, promise)
01.23.09 at 9:34 am
the guy liquids at 3:05, it’s priceless.
01.23.09 at 9:35 am
metal inquisition already had this last week. have you seen it?
01.23.09 at 9:40 am
Holy shit, I want that shirt. It’s like an Onion shirt.
01.23.09 at 10:04 am
can’t believe they are on the whole warped tour bill. retarded
01.23.09 at 10:44 am
Their t-shirts are either pink or have pink slashes on them – just like this website(there’s pink all over the place).
01.23.09 at 10:45 am
i thunk moy braain jus a-fucked its what
01.23.09 at 10:51 am
cmon felicia, are you actually that surprised that this shit appeals to the 13-16 age demo?
01.23.09 at 11:26 am
that video looks like it was shot in Orlando, real pimpin’
01.23.09 at 11:53 am
Apparently, the Disney Channel has evolved. At 2:07 there’s a 14-year old dressed like a fancy hooker. And I need that that pig costume. I’ll murder that faggot.
01.23.09 at 12:19 pm
is this Fischerspooner?
01.23.09 at 12:23 pm
How bout I beat your ass?
01.23.09 at 12:44 pm
Fucking hell
01.23.09 at 2:02 pm
Sorry dude, peeps have been doing shit like this in the breakcore scene in SF and LA for years. I hope you’re not serious about these guys.
01.23.09 at 2:02 pm
It looks like kids from rural-suburban mid-west who are seeing outdated myspace accounts and saying “I want to look cool too!”
01.23.09 at 3:31 pm
I just started crying, and shit my pants as well. This gives me “the hate”.
01.23.09 at 3:41 pm
This could be the single, most god-awful thing ever posted on the internet. You sir, are a fucking moron.
01.23.09 at 4:40 pm
possibly the worst band that has ever existed. period . . . and, by virtue of the great music continuum, maybe the best? Check out the song 2 drunk 2 drive with lyrics. It will make you shit your pants.
01.23.09 at 4:49 pm
P.S. Aren’t they sponsored by Hyphy Juice or something? Regardless, they must be destroyed.
01.23.09 at 5:08 pm
“This gives me ‘the hate’.” Excellent.
01.23.09 at 5:48 pm
another blatant troll job. congrats.
01.23.09 at 9:03 pm
yes, zeb I thought the google adsense stuff was the song title too. It would be a good name for a group. the genre can be named underage drinking music.
01.24.09 at 2:10 am
im confused. I wonder if the band is a joke or if the blog is a joke or if the guy writing the blog know its a joke or if its real and im too old. im only 22. so goddamnit i hope this shit is just gay and i can still fuck 17 year old chicks after we talk about radiohead.
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01.24.09 at 4:54 am
Great idea, great band. Imagine how much pussy they’ll get by September. Honestly
01.24.09 at 5:11 am
this might be good if i like scremo or pop or missy elliot
unfortunatly i dont
01.24.09 at 6:13 am
i still wana be empoyed as the guy who screams
its like money for old rope
01.24.09 at 6:15 am
i will have “let’s get fucking freaky now” stuck in my head for years.
01.24.09 at 9:26 am
i dont get lady gaga AT ALL.
01.24.09 at 12:22 pm
hahaha this is funny, Kyle is great !
and stop being mean to him, you are jealous cause he is Gavin’s brother. get your own brothers to start a media empire that is often reffed to as ” the scene bible” of your whole fucking generation!
01.24.09 at 12:43 pm
Do these guys need a fog-horn player. If so, I am available.
01.24.09 at 9:55 pm
http://www.westaspenmerch.com/p/?id=174
Anyone notice the Street Carnage ripoff in their merch store? Holy shit.
01.25.09 at 3:11 am
i want and would glass these cunts if i could get the chance but yet found this genius
01.25.09 at 8:10 am
hahahahhahhhahh that video is the funniest fucking thing ive seen in a while but you people taking it seriously in the comments just made my day.
01.25.09 at 3:25 pm
this shits gay, them and the Millionareses or whatever their called
01.26.09 at 12:51 am
This joke isn’t funny because Family Force 5 was doing the same thing four or more years ago, and it was just as bad and just as popular then.
01.26.09 at 3:21 am
And these guys don’t even have the Christian edge of FF5.
01.26.09 at 3:23 am
But I like FF5.
01.26.09 at 3:34 pm
Kyle, you just broke my brain. seeing the myspace site, and how ‘professionally’ serious this band is. wow. people back something this pathetic and musically void with money, knowing kids will shovel their parents credit card debt into them. fucked.
01.26.09 at 8:42 pm
And why do people wear wayfarer and shutter shade sunglasses on their t shirts, WHEN THEIR WEARING THEM ON THEIR FACE??????????????????????????????
01.26.09 at 10:37 pm
yeah, i posted a bulletin on myspace with that video a week or two ago. i didnt include text, as there is none needed. the video speaks for itself and brought all who viewd it utter bewilderment
01.29.09 at 6:14 am
every time i watch this wideo i feel closer to today’s youth. since i’ve left the city for greener suburban pastures i have felt left out of the urban “scene.” i read gavin and pig pinky’s blog to keep up with the kids and seem “relevant” to the younger generation. i think Crust Disco delivers that cool edgy yet bompin’ beat that makes the city people bounce. double big ups to you Kyle for sharing Crust Disco with us bluehairs!
01.30.09 at 2:23 am
. . . I hate you ppl who commented this because Brokencyde is amazing .
And you wouldent know good music if it slaped you across the face .
So fuck off . :]
And you people are just jelous because you cant scream like he can . ;]
02.24.09 at 11:23 pm
OK I DONT SEE WHY U GUYS CUD HATE THEM I LOVE THEM!!!THEY R SO HAWT AND AHHMAYYZANNGGG!!!GREAT SCREMO!ITS SCREAMO AND HIP HOP GET IT RIGHT NOT POP!!! BROKENCYDE ROCKS!IF U DONT THINK SO WAT NO ONE GIVS A SHIT!BROKENCYDE FOREVZ I LOVE THEM!!!???
04.24.09 at 11:14 pm
when did music become anything other than, having fun, doing what people enjoy doing, and trying new things? when KISS became all big and shit with the “kids” all parents and most people thought the kids who liked the band were freaks, and tried to claim it off as “devils music” and look now, the “kids” who loved them now are YOUR parents and so whats the point? people are gonna like it when a band can look outside of a box, even if the outlines of that box have been given to them, so stop being narrow minded and just dont insult the guy for putting out his thoughts, you can make your own page and put your thoughts on music, and see how many people insult you there, its pointless, let it go, he likes this band you dont, great, dont go to his page read his thoughts and bitch at him cause he likes a particular band you are not fond of, grow up
05.22.09 at 12:22 am