Yeah , yeah ,yeahs we know…Brooklyn is no longer Brooklyn. Authentic Brooklyn guys are rapidly being squeezed out or selling their piece if turd homes for 1.3 zillion dollars. Then, there are the young Brooklyn guys who suck their thumbs on the subway, wear wife beaters and do very little in the romance department with their old ladies. So what happens? Mr skinny pants, hair technology whisks her off her feet by telling her he likes her shoes. Ergo, a growing resentment of these “fucking prrricks from Brooklyn.” Look at the RAGE that went into rage-scrawling the words “Prick from Brooklyn” on this college boys face. It’s just a poor little ad for Epson printers but that poor bastard in the shot embodies all that is a shitty, Brooklyn newcomer. It’s like the guy who etched it caught his old lady blowing “captain cinched pants” while “The Pricks of Brooklyn” CD played in the BG. It is so excellently full of hate that I love it.
FUCK YOU PRICK FROM BROOKLYN!
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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I think my brain exploded from the clusterfuck of writing i just read.
05.29.08 at 6:23 pm
yo stick to the videos yo like a tissue stick to my sagging penis. words aint suit you dawg FAREALZ
05.29.08 at 6:33 pm
WELL I GUESS WE KNOW WHERE THESE TWO PRICKS UP HERE ARE FROM!!!!
05.29.08 at 7:37 pm
Brooklyn? Brooklyn! Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn. Brooklyyyyyyn…. BROOKLYN!
05.29.08 at 7:59 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gFTkFI2nDM
05.29.08 at 8:23 pm
“Mr skinny pants, hair technology whisks her off her feet by telling her he likes her shoes.”
Funny!
05.29.08 at 9:13 pm
Dear Herbert,
You have some serious brass ones considering your writing abilities. Either you are a retard speaking in “MTV”, which comes across like a modernized Al Jolson or you are a legitimate retard. I hope both for maximum AWESOMENESS!
05.29.08 at 10:23 pm
sublime moment bar none, thanks beckles
05.30.08 at 11:14 am
Funny shit… hey someone wrote Brooklyn Prick on my face too
05.30.08 at 1:45 pm
Funny shit… hey someone wrote Brooklyn Prick on my face too
05.30.08 at 1:45 pm
caught the last few errors but “piece if turd” is still hurting my brainballs.
just trying to be helpful.
05.30.08 at 3:01 pm
i got to agree with you here.
06.01.08 at 3:14 pm
good piece of writing. dont mind what others say. because they’re just BROOKLYN PRICKS
06.02.08 at 1:49 am