STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

When Bruce Willis first appeared in our lives back when Moonlighting was on starring the fabulously mediocre Cybill Shepard, people like Rolling Stone liked to portray him as a punk version of Bill Murray in Stripes (he even had a mohawk!!!). He was, in fact, a fucking jock douche, faux tough guy who acted like every big brother with an overbearing mommy. Then he got REAL famous and his shithead “I rock” persona morphed into “I’m God.”

Check out the way he reacts to Street Carnage’s own Kim Taylor Bennett when she dares to ask him if he could beat up one of his characters. What a fucking loser. Famous people are so used to having their asses licked, the second someone even pulls their tongue just an inch away, they have a meltdown and have no idea what to say.

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11 Comments

alex tribeca, for 1 000 Says:

what is, he’s most famous for, is, not the die hard films nor that he was even cast to act in one of quentin tarantino’s films but more along for the fact that his wife ex-wife married that Punk’d dude whassisname

06.24.08 at 11:48 am
raymi Says:

oh what a baby

06.24.08 at 12:29 pm
wow Says:

kim is unbelievable

06.24.08 at 1:44 pm
DamnDanMan Says:

Kim can pull me out of her ass.

06.24.08 at 1:50 pm
Lomeli Says:

gayballs

06.24.08 at 2:49 pm
Vice Magazine Says:

This post is lame. Bruno is silly as fuck and killed it as Joe Hallenbeck in The Last Boyscout.

This is straight filler.

06.24.08 at 7:25 pm
bidet Says:

i dont care, i just want to see Street Carnage do better than VBS, cos i hate those fuckers after the wired article

06.24.08 at 11:41 pm
Dan Says:

Pedantically speaking, he asked him if he could beat up Jack Bauer from the TV show 24. That doesn’t make him not a douche though.

06.25.08 at 1:03 am
Mike Says:

Here’s another cumquat who likes watching chicks shit on other chicks. What’s this about Bruce Willis?

06.25.08 at 4:47 am
gfre Says:

whats your point, that he’s a dick? no shit he married demi moore.

06.25.08 at 8:33 am
gfre Says:

maggie q (the q stands for qweeeeef!)

06.25.08 at 8:35 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.