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Lil Wayne wanted (DC-MD-VA)
Reply to: gigs-w3a3t-1218083689@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-06-12, 12:27PM EDT
My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
Location: DC-MD-VA
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Negotiable
PostingID: 1218083689
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06.16.09 at 9:39 am
Is that a little penis tattooed on his forehead?
06.16.09 at 9:56 am
The way moms give so much of a shit about their kids and put themselves out there makes me bawl my eyes out. No wonder we’ve been here for 40,000 years.
06.16.09 at 10:01 am
Haha that’s a pretty good prank CL ad.
Lil Wayne is probably worse than Kanye. I think he’s even less talented (which is an impressive feat) and yet has just as much of a bloated sense of self importance. They need to start a feud between them and then both get shot. That would be awesome.
06.16.09 at 10:23 am
Because your kid’s friends won’t clue him in or anything.
Also, what’s that tattoo by the side of LW’s mouth? Did he drool someone to death in prison?
06.16.09 at 12:00 pm
beat it like a cop
rodney king, baby i’ma beat like a cop
weee-ooo-weee-ooo-weee
weee-ooo-weee-ooo-weee
06.16.09 at 1:18 pm
Any nigger can get tear drops tattoed on their face, but that little dollop of jizz running out of the corner of his mouth? Thats a man’s tat!
06.16.09 at 2:31 pm
HOLY BUTT-FUCKIN’ SHIT!!!! THAT’S GONNA BE SOME BAR-MITZVAH…
06.16.09 at 2:52 pm
My girlfriend should have a bunch of those mouth drops.
06.16.09 at 6:49 pm
okay ur a fuck and uzz cracka asses need to not be so racist however lady ur barkin up the wrong tree unless u find a performer who loves promethozine and ectasy and coke as much as wayne ur sons gunna say i cant see but i can smell ur bullshit from a mile a way lil waynes one of a kind ps fuck bitches get munay
06.27.09 at 6:21 pm
HEY LILWAYNE IM UR #l fan!
i so luv ur songs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07.06.09 at 10:23 pm
Hey I like fried chicken
01.20.11 at 8:04 am