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CAN I GET THE COLES NOTES FOR THIS VIDEO?

This video is amazing but what the fuck is the plot? I love you and I will protect you against monsters? What about those other chicks? What about all those other dudes? Is he magic?

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8 Comments

egad Says:

if this was a tv show, I’d watch it every week

12.09.08 at 2:17 pm
srsly Says:

where soory no longer availabel

12.09.08 at 2:40 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Looks like a mystical Convington Cross? Am I the only one who remembers Covington Cross?

12.09.08 at 2:50 pm
Oree Says:

This is amazing XD

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7862/lol2de9.gif

12.09.08 at 6:10 pm
k Says:

This guy really confuses my boner.

12.09.08 at 8:52 pm
E Says:

if this was a porno, I’d watch it every night

12.10.08 at 2:10 pm
Frank Ossington Moballstoyasanwich Says:

American Capitalist Pigs –

How dare you besmirch the mighty Yanosh! He owns thirty-eight discos in Talinn and two slightly less successful discos in Minsk.

This is historical movie of great Estonian triumph over evil Dragon Pirate Witches of NATO, brought on by Yanosh and his wife-mistress Yazanahktshi. It is great moment in our history, and was written in 1992 about key events in 1977.

Your history is too old – it is time to jazz up, no? Who cares about 1776? Cross-referencing anachronism is new school! Get your act in place!

12.10.08 at 4:49 pm
meat hat Says:

I was confused on this dude as well.

I don’t get it. I chose to dismiss him.

http://dismissedblog.com/2008/12/05/chris-dane-owens-question-dismissed-or-not-dismissed/

12.10.08 at 7:21 pm

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