Why are women in bars? I mean, I know why they’re allowed in bars. It’s the law, but why do they bother? Isn’t it like Gay Marriage? You want the right to do it but you don’t actually want to literally do it. Bars are about poisoning your body and arguing about politics, which, when you get right down to it, is arguing about numbers. Women aren’t predisposed to either of those things. So why do they do it?
They do it because it’s empowering to be a man. So, they sugar coat the booze, add some food coloring and dive into the numbers fight. I was at a pub the other night and that girl who always talks about being raped showed up. I think her name is Megan Iwasraped. Within about ten minutes of meeting her, she made it clear to the table she had been raped by blurting out, “I was raped.” This instantly had the desired effect and made us treat her with kid gloves because of the oppressive oppression that permeates every aspect of her life. It was like she took a pill and instantly became black. A little bit later, one of the guys I was with leaned over and whispered something into her ear. Then they made out. Then they faced the table smiling and holding hands. It was one of the strangest social gestures I have ever witnessed. After enjoying the sympathy rape victims get and then being treated like an attractive sexual being for a change, she was feeling empowered enough to play with the big boys. I had been saying there was no way anyone could call themselves a feminist today and not be constantly bitching about Islam. I criticized Jezebel for their lack of Neda coverage and she showed me some posts she had done on that very subject by pulling them up on her iPhone. Touché. Maybe this is one of the few women who DOES belong in bars, I thought, the exception that makes the rule.
Unfortunately, the conversation left the cold, hard, facts and drifted back into arbitrarily defending the Middle East. We even got into that cliché of comparing high heel shoes to burqas. Oy vey. Sexism in the West does not exist when put next to sexism in the East. When my wife and her friends have a girl’s night out they’re all wearing stilettos so high the air is thin and the LAST thing they want to do is run into some dudes. In fact, they usually book a karaoke room just so they can be alone. Women wear high heels because they feel like it and nobody’s going to give them 15 lashes if they don’t. This is not the case in Iran. Today’s Islam is all about the repression of women no matter where they live. Muslims are throwing butyric acid in women’s faces in London right now for not marrying the right guy. Two thirds of all murders in the West Bank are honor killings. Yemen, Lebanon, Egypt… they all have dozens of honor killings a year. It’s all about the Global Village when it comes to recycling your coffee cup but when Human Rights rears its ugly head, you shy away and pretend it’s none of our business.
See? This is what bars are about. Using numbers to argue political points. It’s like Dungeons and Dragons and I totally understand why half the population finds it boring. Men use their little number figurines to battle it out and if they lose, well, that works too. That’s how we learn. Since when do women want to play a mathy version of Risk? The president of Harvard lost his job for saying numbers is a male game but behind closed doors, every female I know happily admits stats, figures, and all that jive, bores the shit out of them.
Anyway, during our “debate” the Middle East kept getting high fives and I was starting to hear talk of the burqa being empowering. “So why is it made out of black polyester,” I asked. Why not some flowing white cotton? “It’s not made out of polyester” she retorted before adding, “Polyester is an oil based product. They export oil.” Huh? Is that why toothpicks are verboten at the lumber yard? “Get that out of your mouth Harv! We need to export that! We only use plastic toothpicks here!” Megan realized she wasn’t making sense so she pulled out the Jezebel race card: “What about rape?” she asked. As Heart’s “What About Love” played in my head with new lyrics, I smiled and said, “Honey, America ain’t got nuthin’ on the Middle East when it comes to rape.” She then said, “Did you just call me honey?” and stormed out of the bar. Thank God.
I don’t get the modern New York feminist. Why do they want to be men? What’s so disgusting about being a woman? They are so determined not to fall into the parent trap or the kitchen jail they have single sex in the city until their ovaries dry up and they feel like worthless, lonely, pieces of shit (“No I’m not. I’m a cougar! Cougar power. Right ladies? Right? Um… hello?”) I remember a comment on Jezebel that said, “I resent mcguinness saying it’s ‘natural’ for women to have children.” How’s that for the pendulum snapping off it’s hinges and flying into the toilet? Today’s feminists actually resent what it is to be a woman. They resent the ability to give life. Ooooooh kaaaaaaye.
The irony is, by discrediting all it is to be a female and trying desperately to prove they are just as male as most men, they become the textbook definition of a misogynist. No ladies, you’re not as good at fractions as us and you can’t bench press as much as us. So fucking what. YOU’RE MAGIC. Living beings that populate the world come out of your body. You’re a magic alien with super powers that we all need to exist. Now you want to beat me at checkers too? It’s like me sitting at a bar and telling Superman, “I know way more about punk seven inches than you AND I am way better at making pant jokes than you. Therefore, I’m better.” Then he says, “Oh yeah?” And goes flying out the top of the bar knocking ten foot holes in every floor he goes through. Then he flies to Mars and gets some huge rock nobody’s ever heard of. Then he brings it back and puts it on the bar and says, “Nigga, you’re not even in the same league as me.” To which I would respond, “Oh.”
However, women are taught never to discuss their super powers. In fact, they are vilified for succumbing to them. Feminists worked hard to prove women are more than baby machines and to make babies is to trivialize that work. Look bitch, if you are one of the 5% that doesn’t want to enjoy the miracle of birth, you should have every right to do just that but don’t drag the rest of the natural world down with you. Women earn less than men because they choose to. While men are happy to order pizza and go over the BNR Proposal all night for the big meeting tomorrow, women would rather go to their daughter’s dance recital. Good. That works. Why are you fucking with it? Why do I give a shit?
Well, in a Catch-22 to beat the band, I consider myself far more feminist than this blogger or anyone at the website she works for. I want what’s best for women and rejecting their natural state is making them miserable. That’s right. The Bastardization of Instinct that is modern feminism has been making women unhappier every day since its inception. Their bodies tell them to breed so they do, but then there’s this strange inclination to “do it all” and be a man too. This leaves them running two lives which is a pain in the ass. The ones who don’t breed are even more miserable. Way to go sisters. You wrecked yourself. Now leave us to our rotten barley and oats. We have some number fighting to do.
Leave a Reply
Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.
I prefer the girly ones.
10.20.09 at 3:22 pm
It’s all about the Global Village when it comes to an obsession with brown people in other countries but when “1,181 women murdered by intimate partners in the U.S. in 2005″ and “232,960 women in the U.S. were raped or sexually assaulted in 2006″ rear their ugly heads, you shy away and pretend it’s none of your business.
10.20.09 at 3:29 pm
this is so on the money it blows my mind, thankyou gavin
10.20.09 at 3:41 pm
For a damn smart Canadian, you use quotation marks poorly.
10.20.09 at 3:41 pm
@ Loomis
It’s amazing that people actually believe, per capita, America is harder on women than any non-Western country out there. Are you crazy? Those stats are out of 300 million people. Do you honestly want to compare that to Iran?
10.20.09 at 3:43 pm
i can only surmise that your father figure was some whacked-out misogynistic alcoholic mess. this is so jacked up and way out there. you’re like angus mcangry drunken rantedness making no sense after the 27th beer. have you ever studied the ancient civilizations? you know, before women became all “magical” and “wanting to be like men?”
beyond the male point of view lies sanity. you can’t see that because you’re entrenched in it. it’s too bad you didn’t partner with someone who could help you see beyond it and still make you laugh at the end of the day. high heels, indeed.
10.20.09 at 3:47 pm
I heard Gavin took women’s studies in college. This looks like someone trolling for a debate so they can dust off some old textbooks and kill time.
10.20.09 at 3:49 pm
Prepare for endless anecdotal evidence combatting the “The ones who don’t breed are even more miserable” line even though we all know it is patently true.
10.20.09 at 3:50 pm
@Red
Who said American women had it worse?
I’m generously assuming that you and all the other dudes commenting here have done literally all you can for the women of America, and that’s why you care so much about the women of the world. America’s women thank you for all your help. A man shares his strength, amirite?
10.20.09 at 3:59 pm
The dumbest girl at Jezebel is smarter than the brightest Street Carnage writer (Blognigger, I guess? Madsen?), so if this bait actually started some sort of feud the ladies would undoubtedly win it. They could probably use statistics and everything.
Gavin’s just desperately trying to convince himself that having kids is A+ cool.
10.20.09 at 4:03 pm
i do give you credit for putting this out there to hopefully spark even the most ridiculous of debates and for catching what chicky boom boom was doing with her trump card rape story. the only thing that trumps rape is molestation. stops men dead in their tracks every time.
10.20.09 at 4:04 pm
“beyond the male point of view lies sanity.”
That “male point of view” led to the invention of the keyboard…computer screen…hard drive…ethernet cable…electronics wiring…that allow you to dis the “male point of view.”
Take it from the only honest female writer in existence: ” If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts.”
10.20.09 at 4:07 pm
true enough. freedom in a grass hut beats this gadget-ladeninsanity and quest for power and things any day of the week. i’ll keep telling myself that and someday i might even believe it.
10.20.09 at 4:09 pm
I have yet to meet a woman who won’t spread her legs for me at the sight of a Maker’s Mark bottle.
10.20.09 at 4:17 pm
Dildos and test-tubes have already rendered the penis useless. It’s a grim future, fellas.
10.20.09 at 4:22 pm
i must agree with mr. mcinnes’ calling out of the hypocrisies of liberal/leftie ‘feminism’…however, his ‘let men be men and women be women’ b.s. is hardly the panacea we are looking for.
also, i know that my own laissez-faire attitude towards sexism and human rights violations in middle east countries stems from the fact that i know that the west does not invade iraq, afghanistan, et al. in order to bring ‘democracy’ and ‘freedom’ to the browns. these wars are conducted for specific geo-political and economic reasons, women’s rights being so far down the list they fell off the page and are currently littering the floor. the flawed system we enjoy in the west took around two millenia to get to where it is now. the idea that we can install our current system into countries that are basically medieval, and at the end of a gun no less, is laughable.
if i’m going to get worried about sexism, your damn rights it will be about sexism in my own back yard, or in my own head–what the fuck am i going to do about a goddamn burkha?
…anyway, i would have thought it obvious that those with the intelligence and the will are spending their time pushing past traditional boundaries of what it means to be feminine and masculine…to me that implies ignoring what traditional feminists have to say about ‘men’, as if all men conformed to their fear-and-loathing view of masculinity–it also means ignoring the men-are-men bullshit bandied about as if it were some stunning, novel insight that no one has ever heard before.
10.20.09 at 4:22 pm
My hand rendered the vag useless when I was 13. I only put my wang in one every now and then because I’m afraid of being alone when I’m old.
10.20.09 at 4:25 pm
From my experience, all womyn become women in the presence of cash and/or a nicely sized johnson.
10.20.09 at 4:27 pm
@”“beyond the male point of view lies sanity.”
Beyond the male point of view lies three billion childish, petty, vindictive, back-stabbing, hyperemotional, logic-fearing females.
That’s why males rule the world, ya dumb cunt.
10.20.09 at 4:28 pm
My cock is homeless, not hopeless.
10.20.09 at 4:29 pm
“Beyond the male point of view lies three billion childish, petty, vindictive, back-stabbing, hyperemotional, logic-fearing females.
That’s why males rule the world, ya dumb cunt.”
that shit talk only works with other men, ya ignorant, gashless, tongue-tied in the face of pussy wad.
10.20.09 at 4:33 pm
dudes, women arent for figuring out. they are for teh sexing. stop being bitches and trying to figure them out and maybe they’ll stop trying to be guys by acting like they can be cool.
10.20.09 at 4:34 pm
Megan is a professional victim. If she hadn’t been raped, she would have nothing to add to this world.
Also, if girls don’t go to bars, how will guys get laid? Huh? Huh?
10.20.09 at 4:38 pm
The Jezebel brand of “feminism,” which is really an excuse for well-heeled, mostly white chicks to act like brats longer than they could in any of the Third World countries they champion, will lead to such a dearth of well-heeled-white reproduction, we’ll plunge straight into Sharia Law, with all the attendant clit-snippings and honor killings.
Jezebel feminists are some of the most privileged people in the world, and to hide their shame for this fact, they invent an entire folk religion based on the fallacy that they’re oppressed in any way.
10.20.09 at 4:40 pm
i wonder–meh, never mind.
10.20.09 at 4:41 pm
isnt that netflix footage from last year.
10.20.09 at 4:42 pm
been reading camille paglia, gavin?
men will always feel the need to prove themselves in every aspect of their life.
women never.
let’s not fuck up a good thing, here.
10.20.09 at 4:45 pm
Gavin you are missing the key element of feminism that people have been getting wrong since its inception: FEMINISTS DON’T WANT TO BE MEN.
Also, being “magic” takes no effort, intellect, or power. Having the ability to make babies (albeit WITH a man) does NOT trump being intellectual, successful, and powerful. God you are such a fucking idiot.
10.20.09 at 4:47 pm
“men will always feel the need to prove themselves in every aspect of their life.
women never.”
And that’s why—what?—99% of inventions are credited to males.
That’s why male writers, unlike women, actually write about things other than their gender.
10.20.09 at 4:48 pm
Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.
10.20.09 at 4:53 pm
you’re right. men inventing 99% of things has nothing to do with women not being accorded equal rights and everything to do with them just wantin’ to do it more and bein’ better at it.
the majority of men have no idea how dumb they sound. and women won’t tell them, not really, because we sure as hell don’t want their testosteroned, threatened asses putting the smackdown on us again. so we use the weapons we’ve got and we manipulate the hell out of you. women know damn well that you can’t trust a man. too long a history, too much overwhelming evidence proves that to reveal the hand would be the dumbest move ever.
10.20.09 at 4:53 pm
the problem with feminism is that there’s no one definition of it. basically any woman’s point of view is “feminist” in the right context. it’s like christianity, or even like politics in general. no one person has exactly the same idea of what it and does as any other person. hence, disagreements.
my problem is with the really orthodox people, who want to bind everybody to the prototype of militant feminism. “progressive” means that we progress, right? things change. i really hate it when people want to deny other folks the right to please themselves because their actions don’t conform to some rigid dogma. how is that different from the bible-and-koran-thumpers? live and let live, that’s what i say.
10.20.09 at 4:57 pm
“that shit talk only works with other men, ya ignorant, gashless, tongue-tied in the face of pussy wad.”
Hmm—that’s funny. I’ve never seen words reduce a male to tears, but women start sobbing at the slightest perceived insult. I’ve even caused them to do it dozens of times.
So which equal rights aren’t you being accorded, genius?
10.20.09 at 4:58 pm
“oday’s Islam is all about the repression of women no matter where they live. Muslims are throwing butyric acid in women’s faces in London right now for not marrying the right guy. Two thirds of all murders in the West Bank are honor killings. ”
wow Mcinness is like the last conservative in the world who doesn’t get that whining about human rights in the middle east is doing the neocons job for them.
I can’t believe he knows pat buchanan. He obviously doesn’t read anythign he or anyone else writes.
10.20.09 at 4:59 pm
Wait, huh? What ’smackdown’? My girlfriend busted my lip open and I almost went to jail. Is that the ’smackdown’ to which you are referring? Fuck off. You have every chance a man does and more. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
10.20.09 at 5:00 pm
einstein, if you think for a moment you’ll realize that those tears are 100% crocodile and designed to make you back down. and they usually work. naaah! couldn’t be! no way a poor little woman isn’t REALLY hurt by what big ole you says, just ain’t possible.
10.20.09 at 5:02 pm
thank you gavin.
its not so much the content but the fact that you actually managed to write something provocative and compelling. Now, if you were really on a roll you would commence bitch-slapping your half assed staff writers. Jesus, was that hard? Do this and do more of it.
10.20.09 at 5:07 pm
Really? Were they making crocodile suicide attempts, too?
Or…on the other hand…and I still win…I could accept your premise, then reveal you as someone who just accused males of routinely lying, then turned around and bragged that females all the time to get their way. So…dumb girl or hypocrite…your choice, hon.
“the majority of men have no idea how dumb they sound.”
100% of women fail to understand how dumb they ARE when they mistake their emotions for intelligence.
You can’t build a civilization on PMS, ladies.
10.20.09 at 5:15 pm
“you’re right. men inventing 99% of things has nothing to do with women not being accorded equal rights and everything to do with them just wantin’ to do it more and bein’ better at it.”
and language and logic women use to assail patriarchal culture were inventions by men.
men have a natural “will-to-power” that plagues them their whole life
why women want to burden themselves with that mentality is beyond me..
10.20.09 at 5:19 pm
I think like most conversations on the subject everyone is getting sand in their collective orifices. Things are fucked up on both ends, and until this is realized no progress is going to be made.
Women get paid less than men, and are more likely to get raped an abused. What about inequities affecting men? How about the overwhelming amount of child custody disputes that go in favor of women? Doesn’t that seem stupid since men are getting paid more already allowing them to provide better for the kids? But i think the most telling thing about how much a double standard bitching about gender is can be answered in one question. When was the last time you heard feminists bitching that they should be allowed to be drafted? Oh wait, fucking never.
10.20.09 at 5:46 pm
Tell it to dykes who look like your step-dad or fags who are hotter than your step-sister. There are no Happiness Olympics because there is no way to determine who gets a medal. Nature makes EVERYTHING including “bitter” feminists with dried up ovaries and girly Thai boys who scoop out their own genitals on purpose. For every miserable feminist you show me, I’ll show you a mom who can’t sleep cuz she thinks her kid is a fag and two happy dykes on a cruise with Rosi O’Donnell.
Happiness and misery are doled out evenly amongst disease free, full bellied humans. It has nothing to do with intelligence or common sense. Correctly defining misogyny and pinning it on a girl at a bar could probably be filed under Self-Hatred, Natures Dirty Trick #12,876.
One thing is true, TIME is ticking so don’t neglect your genitals. They are fun, and they will eventually shrivel.
I was raised Mormon, thats why this sounds like a sermon. Can’t help it.
10.20.09 at 5:53 pm
The “men are paid more” line has been disproved numerous times. It’s been demonstrated that people get paid the same for doing the same jobs. Otherwise, every boss on earth would be snapping up l
all that allegedly cheap female labor.
10.20.09 at 5:54 pm
Gavin wins. This was bang on, dropping logic hammers in the faces of jezeys.
It’s been said a million times but these neo-feminists need to understand that they are moving backwards. What the fuck does the Jezebel community do anyways? As has been said, they are rich white chicks trying to justify their sloppy lifestyles. Fuck off. Admit that you like cock but feel guilty for sticking too many inside of yourself, and admit that you enjoy eating more than drinking.
Take pride in some aspects of the female stereotype. Having a man open a door for you shouldn’t be looked at as a man saying a woman can’t do it herself. It’s just a mans way of saying “Thanks for having babies”.
“Stoops”, a typical jezey shows a prime example of current feminist slacktivism. Taking care of things within your own backyard? Jesus christ, where are your priorities? You fucking post comments on websites and bitch about your salary!? Your read reeks of selfishness. Womens rights are fucking good in North America. Can they be better? Sure. Can every godamned current political issue be alleviated and made better? Yep. Women have no rights in the middle east, help them out, maybe establish a global community and then pick your battles at home.
10.20.09 at 6:03 pm
WOW! what a follow up to how the article about hwo much this website sucks, this was genious.
“That’s why male writers, unlike women, actually write about things other than their gender.”
^ this rings so true its not even funny
“100% of women fail to understand how dumb they ARE when they mistake their emotions for intelligence.”
and so does that. bravo. actually i was just having a conversation with my buddy who was in the army rangers for 4 years, served in iraq and all that shit. telling me about how chicks would try to sign up for the rangers but just could NOT make it past examinations. its just common knowledge for them that women have a genetic disadvantage when it comes to certain things. he was explaining to me the structure of their hip bones and how they cant handle all the weight (9 times out of 10 of course), and the stress gets to them emotionally 10 times easier than men. thats why they dont serve. its not sexism, its just a rule, that produces results.
he told me this “the army is not based on exceptions, its based on the rules, and the losers ALWAYS get weeded out. thats why women dont serve on the front lines with the rangers”
call it whatever you want anonymous female poster, but the truth is self evident. women aint men.
10.20.09 at 6:05 pm
“When was the last time you heard feminists bitching that they should be allowed to be drafted? Oh wait, fucking never.”
Uhhhh when was the last time you heard ANYONE bitching that they should be allowed to be drafted? Oh wait, fucking 36 years ago because it’s been discontinued since then.
10.20.09 at 6:26 pm
Amen Merkley???
10.20.09 at 6:37 pm
Can you move your fat head? I’m trying to read the ticker.
10.20.09 at 6:37 pm
“Uhhhh when was the last time you heard ANYONE bitching that they should be allowed to be drafted? Oh wait, fucking 36 years ago because it’s been discontinued since then.”
All I’m say is with equal opportunity comes equal responsibility. The draft is still very much a real thing, and men have to register at 18, its just not active. Obviously you are a woman or you would know that.
10.20.09 at 6:42 pm
the next article should be how crippled black lesbian grandmothers should just get over it already
10.20.09 at 6:47 pm
I’m being moderated now? What the fuck?
10.20.09 at 6:59 pm
Gavin wins. This was bang on, dropping logic hammers in the faces of jezeys.
It’s been said a million times but these neo-feminists need to understand that they are moving backwards. What the fuck does the Jezebel community do anyways? As has been said, they are rich white chicks trying to justify their sloppy lifestyles. Fuck off. Admit that you like cock but feel guilty for sticking too many inside of yourself, and admit that you enjoy eating more than drinking.
Take pride in some aspects of the female stereotype. Having a man open a door for you shouldn’t be looked at as a man saying a woman can’t do it herself. It’s just a mans way of saying “Thanks for having babies”.
“Stoops”, a typical jezey shows a prime example of current feminist slacktivism. Taking care of things within your own backyard? Jesus christ, where are your priorities? You fucking post comments on websites and bitch about your salary!? Your read reeks of selfishness. Womens rights are fucking good in North America. Can they be better? Sure. Can every godamned current political issue be alleviated and made better? Yep. Women have no rights in the middle east, help them out, maybe establish a global community and then pick your battles at home.
10.20.09 at 6:59 pm
This is fucking stupid. If you only let one thing, such as gender, or your skin color, or your favorite Jonas brother, define who you are, you are a pretty fucking shallow individual. “Women should do this or that, and men should do that or this” is fucking pointless. Sure there are a lot of things that women have in common with each other and there’s a lot of things men have in common with each other, but where is the benefit of looking at things so narrow-mindedly? The greatest evolutionary asset that human beings have is their adaptability. Maybe some women should choose a career, and some should stay at home and bake shit all day. It takes a whole universe of factors to determine what’s best, but here you are actin’ all smart and generalizing the shit out of every argument. You’re basically in the same basket with Jezebel.
10.20.09 at 7:06 pm
OK, then, forget the draft.
Why aren’t women bitching that they don’t receive the same prison sentences for committing the same crimes that men do? If you want equality, bring it on all the way…
10.20.09 at 7:17 pm
Larry Summers said that it was possible that the reason why places like the physics department at Harvard were so short of females–despite the observed similarity in average math ability between males and females–was that, just as males are more likely to be complete fuck ups and have all kinds of behavioral disorders compared to females, well they could similarly be more likely to be geniuses compared to women. So he suggested that the math ability distribution for males might have fatter tails than the analog for women. He appears to have been right, according to an article later published in Science. The whole Larry Summers thing is really annoying because I think very few people have any idea what he actually said, much less that he was probably right.
10.20.09 at 7:20 pm
This article is ace, but the comments it has triggered are shit. However, I plan to continue to pollute my body up until and after child rearing because MEN R 2 COOL.
10.20.09 at 7:22 pm
am i being censored out?
10.20.09 at 7:25 pm
The biggest problem, in my opinion, is that people let their personal experiences interfere with their realities. Usually, people have had their hearts broken or been hurt in some way by the opposite sex,as a product of living, so they tend to generalize an entire gender. This leads to a lot of cross-gender hatred, and it starts the same way that a lot of racism does. Now obviously, men and women are different, and whether its innate or a result of societal conditioning, is irrelevant. We’ll never really know. For the sake of the future, we should all aim to keep our hate at bay, or at least question why we have so much hate for the opposite sex.It’s pointless to complain to about society if you’re not implementing any type of change yourself.
10.20.09 at 7:33 pm
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gNgHOYb9WV8/R0-h3vDf5GI/AAAAAAAAAek/UPBvwrhIhHI/s400/Beer%2BMaid%2B2.JPG&imgrefurl=http://the11thhour.blogspot.com/2007/11/friday-beer-blogging-beer-maid-edition.html&usg=__RqLjQvYnC22fWKVxyyPUawVVhlo=&h=345&w=334&sz=21&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=hH0kolbJpgRREM:&tbnh=120&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbeermaid%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
10.20.09 at 7:33 pm
@Treetop: You’re delusional. The wombs with two legs at Jezebel are too emotional to realize the flaws in logic that pollute every one of their cunty posts.
10.20.09 at 7:36 pm
I loved this site until this post. Fuck you and fuck SBTVC. You just lost a reader.
10.20.09 at 7:45 pm
we get it. women shouldn’t drink. trust funds are a myth. no open toe sandals. hate is good. we’ve been hearing your same old ideas for years.
ps. vbs rules while your little blog here is mildly entertaining.
10.20.09 at 7:48 pm
@Cocks Win
yes, women can absolutely be hypocrites. when did i ever say that plenty of women didn’t behave hypocritically with men? i think that’s exactly what i wrote. they will lie, cry and shriek that they want to die in order to back a man down, gain sympathy and perhaps the upper hand.
i never accused men of always lying. i accused them of being untrustworthy, egotistical blockheads who couldn’t see the truth if it was presented to them on a silver platter because they’re usually only interested in one-upping. men are only able to be dishonest in that clueless, egocentric, aggressive way they have about them.
and you think women’s suicide attempts, all suicide attempts, aren’t a huge manipulative tactic? dude, you cannot be THAT clueless. you just cannot.
10.20.09 at 7:54 pm
it seems like there are a lot of dudes commenting who are loving the fact that they can say ‘yeah, suck it bitches!’…which is kind of lame. if you’re really that into being a man’s man, then how about bringing the strong and silent parts into your whole scene…because right now you sound like a bunch of pimply wankers spitting all over your keyboards.
10.20.09 at 7:55 pm
i think this argument is pointless because people identify with their gender more than anything else and thus this argument can never be solved.
10.20.09 at 8:02 pm
Women are so utterly oppressed in this society, they live a decade longer than men. Must be rough.
10.20.09 at 8:07 pm
spot on
10.20.09 at 8:12 pm
WOWZEENO a real thing to read with links and knowledge!
Thanks for writing something you faggot! Girls certainly do suck and any specimen that says borkas are impowedering and western style lingere is just Alice in Chains should be summarily executed in the public square.
PS I think I saw you and Bickles out at a bar in LA and I was like “Whoa, the street boners on MY STREET NIGGA gotta tell them I actually read the Redneck Manifesto and listen to them yell about it” but then I thought better of it — no, these guys are too ugly, one was like a dumpy dude with a beardy zone, not quite the moustache I’d anticipated, and the other guy looked like ET with a frizzy hair on top. WAS THIS UU???? CANT U WEAR UNIFORMS COL THX BYE GOTTA PEE IN MY OWN MOUTH LOL
10.20.09 at 8:23 pm
“Megan is a professional victim. If she hadn’t been raped, she would have nothing to add to this world.”
Yes. And by constantly playing up that she was raped, she’s causing the rape victims that were actually traumatized by their experience, that have trust issues now and post traumatic stress disorder, she’s causing society to discredit them too. It’s awful.
I’m having doubts about her rape. Some chicks have a very skewed perception of the definition of rape, ie having sex and then later regretting it constitutes rape. If she was violently raped, she’d probably have a lot more issues and wouldn’t talk so openly about. But I won’t speculate about that.
However, she does in fact denigrate the victims of rape by using it as a fucking pick up line, and that pisses me off.
@Richard Nixon
Dude, you are so correct. These massive generalizations are sick. You can’t say “all women are hormonal bitches” or “all men are stubborn dickwads.” You have just as many of those in both genders. The differences between the genders are so minuscule compared to differences between individual people.
I personally think that gender roles are becoming obsolete. Women are capable of doing what men traditionally did and vice versa.
As for babies, the biological extent of a woman’s gender role is having a child in her womb for 9 months. After that, anyone can raise it. It’s not necessarily her role to do it. An “emancipated” business woman can easily afford a nanny or the baby daddy can just stay at home.
@…
“Women are so utterly oppressed in this society, they live a decade longer than men. Must be rough.”
Women are biologically studier than men. In most societies (discounting a few impoverished African countries), women live longer than men. In Russia, I think the gap between women and men was something like 20 years at one point. But it’s also like this in Afghanistan, India, China, etc. All of these typically “oppressive” places.
10.20.09 at 8:47 pm
sturdier* omg i’m a woman i can’t spell
10.20.09 at 8:49 pm
Go Packers!
10.20.09 at 8:56 pm
dude did a muslim pee in ur mouth as a child? Sup w/ all the animosity. Also, I got like 10 entences into this, all this shit was TOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10.20.09 at 9:10 pm
Also that west bank stat is total shite? Y u such a kyke lover, bro?
10.20.09 at 9:12 pm
Gavin is like a bizarro version of Krugman, complete with functioning balls and testosterone.
10.20.09 at 9:30 pm
I personally identify with women more then men/ I think that the majority of women do suck at math and I do too probably because I identify with women who cares / I use to be a union iron worker and I still am a few months out of the year and one of the main things I hate about it is that I have to be around so many men insecure competitive sensitive men/ men bury there heads in stuff and things because they are scared to feel things/ women wear high heels because it’s fun and makes them feel sexy just like when drag queens do it/ hippies are feminists and they love having babies/ being one kind of smart is not better then being another kind of smart/ also I am probably the manliest man on here
10.20.09 at 9:34 pm
japanese are good with numbers. men are good with numbers. big up yanagisawa-san for planting this public debate!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6306685.stm
10.20.09 at 9:48 pm
The catch-22 that whoops the band is actually easier to work with:
If women were truly equal to men in all arenas, why would they need to be “accorded” a standing in the culture? would they not just have it?
If this is not true, and women are not equal to men, what’s wrong with being different? is this about not getting a seat on the first manned mars probe or whatever awesome thing men decide to do against all totally overwhelming fucking space-odds?
10.20.09 at 9:51 pm
@geht’s noch
The majority of data relating to why women out live men has to do with the fact that men engage in riskier behavior, and are disproportionately in high risk careers, i.e. firemen, oil rig workers, active combat troops, cops. It has nothing to do with longevity, the data gets skewed for this reason.
10.20.09 at 9:52 pm
women are different than men and there’s nothing wrong with that. men are physically more powerful and aggressive in nature for sure. the only part that’s maybe been a little bit unfun for women historically is the whole having their rights stripped away by the men who took positions of power and then being jailed or put to death for not abiding by those laws put forth by the societies governed by religious/patriarchal constructs. would that men could argue with women in a fun and easy way. that’s not been the reality though for thousands upon thousands of years. i hear ya, women are such a drag in that we don’t see the fun in all that historical oppression. it’s probably just because we realize history very well could and oftentimes does repeat itself, even here in the gold old liberal u s of a.
other than all that though, it’s a laff riot.
10.20.09 at 10:05 pm
that’s right, bitches. ingest the jizz. the world needs more fucking people.
10.20.09 at 10:24 pm
i wasn’t referring to “arguing”
10.20.09 at 10:25 pm
The only thing more tiresome than new parents are new hipster parents.
10.20.09 at 10:26 pm
who the fuck wants to talk about “historical oppression” ? boring! if we didn’t cut a check for black people, i doubt you’re gonna get anywhere, no matter how patient you might be.
the bigger problem is that you’re arguing feminism on a website where the basic premise is the critique of fashion through the lens of the erection it may or may not inspire..you know, Street Boners.
10.20.09 at 10:34 pm
God the Middle East is fucked, I lived there for seven years as a kid because my Dad was a Doctor for Gulf Air. If only people really knew how bad it is for women out there, and how safe it is in America. Stop bitching about who’s smarter and nothing worse than the rape card being pulled out. It happens to me usually when theres loads of coke and the early birds going off outside, and the table looks really ugly.
10.20.09 at 10:47 pm
I don’t know, I am a lady-accountant and I know the majority of co-workers are women, that is at a university though so maybe that explains it. I think women tend to avoid the glory a little more than men, and self-sabotage in their careers a lot for a myriad of reasons. However, I can argue about politics and numbers with the best of them. It often seems useless though and I might rather chat with my lady friends about something more fun when I am at the bar! Also, I drink whiskey with soda-water, because those sugary drinks can make you fat!
10.20.09 at 11:47 pm
“My son’s the bassist for jesus lizard” That’s amazing.
10.21.09 at 12:22 am
Well it appears Vane$$a and I are being comment moderated. Real nice. I’d go on a rant about technology control and all that shit but yaknow, I can’t express opinion anymore.
10.21.09 at 1:23 am
see, didn’t i say there was nothing to worry about, that this site would be all back to normal soon. suck it Lori.
also: stoops ftw
10.21.09 at 2:27 am
gender is a spectrum.
10.21.09 at 2:35 am
Gavin, I love you and you are totally right.
That being said, I’m a broad and 20$ says I can drink you under the table…
10.21.09 at 4:27 am
^ 20$ says ur fucking retarded. AS R ALL THE REST OF U SHITTY COMMENTERS!!!!!!!!!!! WORST THREAD EVR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10.21.09 at 4:44 am
http://nyulocal.com/on-campus/2009/10/12/seasoned-porn-star-enrolled-in-nyu-fine-arts-masters-program/
10.21.09 at 5:06 am
Good job.
10.21.09 at 5:44 am
“…Anonymous Says:
I loved this site until this post. Fuck you and fuck SBTVC. You just lost a reader…”
hahahaa, oh shit stop the internet, a persons not going to click on a web page…!
what a great fucking article.
and this “…Cheezebottoms Says:
“My son’s the bassist for jesus lizard” That’s amazing…”
^^ i want to go and find the comment where the bassist for jesus lizards MOM got involved but i really cant be bothered trolling through all that crap and vitriol.
Again though, what a fucking awesome article. the funny thing is, when the girly-magazine-in-disguise that is Jezebel, is put together with the crusty gutter-intellectual that is SBTVC, they make babies like this awesome article.
just like in real life
10.21.09 at 5:50 am
actually some of these comments are articulate and intelligent.
10.21.09 at 5:53 am
Ultimately, it seems that Gavin is trying to “own” the fact that he’s turning into more of a dull, conservative, old-man asshle by the day because really, it terrifies him. He has to keep trumpeting about how fantastic it is that he and his wife have popped out a kid – congrats, by the way, but so have quite a few other people – is, because he knows deep down that his entire identity revolves around being a hipster and having a child makes him something of an irrelevant dinosoar in the eyes of the young.
You can keep using your kid like an ironic accessory as much as you want, man. You’re getting old.
10.21.09 at 7:47 am
Grammar errors, I know, but fuck it, it’s only the internet.
10.21.09 at 7:48 am
Not mine though.
10.21.09 at 8:29 am
100% uncensored = 100% censored
10.21.09 at 8:50 am
A d d e r a l l Literature 101
10.21.09 at 8:51 am
HAHA! You can’t say the fucking word A d d e r a l l here anymore? What about Nike?
10.21.09 at 8:52 am
That is weird. (the add-erall thing).
Also, agree with Ted Danson 100%.
10.21.09 at 9:09 am
Vanessa could we reenact a rape scene from a famous movie?
10.21.09 at 9:17 am
does it make a difference if women ARE better than men at stuff? what on earth are we supposed to do when we can whoop yo azz at checkers and/or drink a lot more than you can?
10.21.09 at 9:26 am
Women are better then men, fact. I just want to wear them, wear them.
10.21.09 at 9:35 am
You got more comments than a blognigger post. congratulations.
10.21.09 at 9:48 am
ad derall
10.21.09 at 10:36 am
whoa…thats fucked up man! why are you censoring now!?!?! answers!!
10.21.09 at 10:36 am
thank you for repeating some of our anti arab talking points to a new audience of loner hipsters. they have no effect on your governments policies but, hey, the more the merrier
10.21.09 at 11:09 am
whatever dude. if it wasn’t for women in bars, I would never get laid.
10.21.09 at 1:10 pm
numbers at bars?! you’re old!
10.21.09 at 1:12 pm
also man, you really sound like a dick lately. maybe you’re having trouble accepting your new place in life? I know it was a tough day when I realized I really couldn’t pull off wearing zubas and a mesh tank top anymore, not even ironically. You’re old man, time to start wearing the granpa pants and hike em up like you’re supposed to.
10.21.09 at 1:13 pm
I get what you are doing here. Trying to drum up some controversy and blog traffic. Wanting so bad for people to say “Hey! Gavin is provocative and edgy again. He’s not irrelevant.” Sorry tit pants but you are pretty marginalized. School’s out for Gavin and the gang. Time to get a real job. Don’t think that you can impress the freshmen by showing up on Friday afternoons in your cool muscle car. You had your shot and you did well with it. Very successful. Nothing to shake a stick at. But you don’t matter that much to the youth of today. Let it go. Enjoy your family. Don’t stick around and get obnoxious and turn into a bummer.
10.21.09 at 1:52 pm
I wonder why you’re bothering to try to hate on the guy with the cool muscle car. He’s still getting that high-school pussy AND he has a FUCKING MUSCLE CAR.
Don’t be jalouse. Also I bet your boyfriend is a faggot.
10.21.09 at 2:10 pm
not to harsh gavin’s mellow but some of these guys are right. i know he knows, too. before he left vice all of his do’s and don’t’s were full of getting-old anxiety. and i feel for him. i’m 34, i smoked pot at pavement shows in 1993 and snorted blow at sunn0))) shows in 2003, but i’d feel pretty lame getting high at a fleet foxes show in 2009. those of us who bought the bullshit and lived a sort of heideggerian life in search of authenticity get a little confused when we start to look in mirrors after we turn thirty. what was attractive through your twenties becomes unattractive in your thirties, but what do you do? none of us want to be like our fucking boomer parents, living it up and spouting “change the world” self-righteous crap until we reach child-bearing age and then immediately turning our attention to asphyxiating the planet with our greed. but what do we do instead?
what kind of shoes should we wear now? what about haircuts? can we still get drunk, or do we just have a glass of wine with dinner? what does a guy like gavin do for a living once he decides to stop caring about what kind of clothes his nephew wears? hate to use an old cliche, but lenny bruce said it: there’s nothing sadder than an aging hipster.
10.21.09 at 2:30 pm
I like how there’s 114 comments saying, “This is just to get comments and it’s not going to work.”
10.21.09 at 2:34 pm
“I loved this site until this post. Fuck you and fuck SBTVC. You just lost a reader.”
Anonymous = Megan
10.21.09 at 2:37 pm
^^^^ Seriously, WAAAA!!!! My Pussy Hurts!!!!
10.21.09 at 2:45 pm
wow. i forget how much uneducated people disgust me. this article is seriously terrible.
10.21.09 at 2:49 pm
I’m amazed how serious everyone takes this post. I read it like its obviously tongue in cheek. A post about another goofy eccentric male theory that appears to be backed up by figures and rationality… just how male minds work, for the most part. next thing you know you have women responding to it very emotionally… just how female minds work, for the most part.
its a well done piece about a timeless argument, you just take a step back from it.
10.21.09 at 3:11 pm
@ dwayne stain
I just had a birthday and what you just said is now making so much sense. My 20s are fading away. Can I still wear gold lame jumpers and keep a mohawk? It’s all very confusing.
10.21.09 at 5:10 pm
without the accent mark, your jumper is just lame.
10.21.09 at 6:03 pm
you all still look at this site, that’s what’s funny. blogn, tv carnage, streetboners. its better than your blog i bet.
10.21.09 at 6:44 pm
“who’s that?” BROOOWWN
10.21.09 at 7:03 pm
Dude’s right about the magic powers bit. That’s why men create other “things”.
Have you ever listened to an “auteur” talk about their films? God what a load of baby bollocks.
If they could give birth, they wouldn’t need to impregnate the world with their ideas and such. A woman just has to look sideways and spread, and she’s created a complex enigma that you will never understand (cf. life), let alone be able to replicate in any other form: film, literature, the visual arts, SCIENCE – have scientists [always men BTW] even begun to develop babies that can be gestated without the aid of a womb?? I think not, and for that, men are clearly at a disadvantage. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THAT POWER. How bout that?
10.21.09 at 7:38 pm
“wow. i forget how much uneducated people disgust me.”
Tell me about it! When people don’t willingly submit to relentless egalitarian propaganda and indoctrination masquerading as “education,” I break out in a fucking rash, sister!
10.21.09 at 7:39 pm
“YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THAT POWER.”
And you’ll never be able to produce the sperm that makes the whole thing possible. Howzabout DAT?
10.21.09 at 7:40 pm
“A woman just has to look sideways and spread, and she’s created a complex enigma that you will never understand…”
Female apes are also capable of this inscrutably magical act. So are female eels. And female cockroaches. Let’s see any of them try to dismantle a carburetor.
10.21.09 at 7:46 pm
A toast to Gavin! I’m drinking some Laphroaig to celebrate this wonderful article.
10.21.09 at 8:03 pm
Yeah, but you guys toss that shit around like its NOT HARD TO COME BY. I can go buy some at the store even.
If it were a rare commodity, then I would pay due to your “makes the whole thing possible”, and bow down to THAT awesome power. But it ain’t. Howzabout DAT?
Synthetic proteins may be easier to manufacture than a womb (but WTF would I know, I’m a girl [not even a woman] and no scientist – I don’t even know if the previous statement is logically sound, but my arrogance is gonna bet on it, that it is.
Dude, they don’t have working opposable thumbs, besides the apes anyhow. And even then, I’m sure if you gave them a screwdriver, even the male ones, they’d be able to at least loosen a few screws, same as the womans. Unscrewing things is a gentle art form let me tell you. But I bet most men of letters may face such similar shenanigans.
Also, I can assemble Ikea furniture in a jiffy, with my thumbs restricted by tape.
10.21.09 at 8:12 pm
i hate how women always hog the remote
10.21.09 at 8:49 pm
Ehh, Gavin should probably write some kind of weird, fucked-up, but also funny novel or social commentary while he’s still considered relevant enough to actually get it published. Or, sell-out and take a job interning with MTV or Rolling Stone or something, assuming they would hire him. Or go back to college. Or get a job at American Apparel, ha ha, this stretch polyester passed through the magical hands of Gavin McGinnass, extra kitties!
10.21.09 at 11:44 pm
its fucking perverted how personnel the comments get on this site.
10.22.09 at 8:32 am
Site in trouble? Audience backlash against your shitty contributors? Sitting there wondering where it all went? I know, write a half baked article much along the same philosophical lines of Berlusconi and watch the chaos begin! Women are stupid and can’t drink! When do we get the rant about Spics and Nigs? Next uprising?
10.22.09 at 8:44 am
I always liked these articles by Gavin, he did one on environmentalism too. Taking a fucked up idea and trying to justify it. He’s pretty good at it. The article is funny, but the argument is still shit.
10.22.09 at 12:03 pm
Also, I thought Streetboners and Jezebel were buds? Pot psychology guest spots?
10.22.09 at 12:10 pm
i was at a bar tonight. and i was all like unhhh feminism don’t hit on me and all these dudes were like unnhhh male instincts we don’t care blah blah blah. and then i was like what about feminism blah blah blah. and then all these dudes were like no we wanna hit on you we don’t give a fuck. and then i was like this entire discussion is pointless because i want to get hit on and these dudes want to hit on me sooooo…..who gives a fuck. gavin you prolly met your wife drunk at some bar so c’mon. give it up. we are all in this for our own gain/benefit. fuck it.
10.24.09 at 5:19 am
As soon as you take Feminism seriously you lose. Its what PUA douche bags call a shit test.
12.15.09 at 2:38 am
Hey, did you know there are bars where hardly any women go?? Why don’t you go THERE?? I hear there are plans also to colonize a planet — without women!! Why don’t you go THERE?? THanks!
03.01.10 at 5:07 pm