So get this: back in the ’60s, Jews decided to start a Nazi party so they could point at it and go, “See?” Before you go screaming ZOG please know Canada is really just a huge trough where everyone gets taxed to death and then scrambles to get some of the money back. There was probably all kinds of Save the Oppressed grants going around so they made this shit up to get paid. Business is never personal, as EPMD would say. Not that this isn’t one of the most ridiculous events in human history. And what’s with the title? Could you cut them any more slack? And what’s with the ending? “As if there aren’t enough real threats to Jews as it is.” In Canada? In the ’60s? Obviously there weren’t enough real threats you asshole because they had to make them up!

From The Ottawa Citizen.

Hat tip: Jim .

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22 Comments
  1. Loomis Says:

    Did you know the Truth Campaign was founded by Phillip Morris? Turns out the actually LIKE restrictions because they know they are big enough to handle anything but their competitors aren’t. They WANT the gov’t to say shit like “everyone needs to spend 10 billion a year on lung tests” because they’re the only ones that could afford something like that.


  2. vegan jules Says:

    the way to catch swine flu or mad cow is to be made of swine or cow.


  3. Chinky Says:

    It’s what a major corp does to stay “Green”. Like Weyerhaeuser planting trees.


  4. CaptainQueef Says:

    see, this is the exact type of do-gooder bullshit that makes people hate the jews in the first place. Do you see how easy this is to turn into a conspiracy? now any asshole can just say that the jews plotted to do this to erode our rights and liberties and blah blah blah they are trying to take over the world. Our government lead the way in creating a neo nazi faction? like what the fuck are we even paying for


  5. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

    canada is the sweden of north america. it gets a bad rap but the reasons are really unfocused and just seem to be there to divert the attention that the country is totally awesome and actually its just the shit weather people dont like.


  6. Goofus Says:

    and the fact that you have to wait 6 months to see a doctor. and the fact that you treat your natives like 8th class citizens.


  7. Alcoholocaust Says:

    Cry me a fucking river, you frail crybaby. The doctor wait times only matter if your old, sickly, or stupid. I’m young, smart, and healthy, and I don’t need no stinkin’ doctors. As for the natives being mistreated, well, that’s their fault.


  8. oh yeah Says:

    try waiting 2 days to see a doctor. the ER is a pain in the ass, but you get through in a few hours and don’t have to spend 3 months of your life paying off the bill.


  9. ZLUR Says:

    These arnt Canadians nazis, these are Canadian buddhists!

    Canada though…fuuuuucccck.


  10. HAW YOU YA FUCKIN WALLOPER Says:

    seeing doctors in canada is no problem unless you have an illness that is neither negligable or an emergency. I just got diagnosed with an ulcer and i’ve been to the doctors office 8 times in the past few weeks, and they still cant tell me a god damned thing, and want me to see two specialists which take MONTHS to get in to see! insanity


  11. ??? Says:

    It’s an ulcer! Suck it up, eat right and take a tums. The cancer patient gets in first…


  12. muskawo Says:

    Rum is for brown people.


  13. white boy Says:

    wait, so is this like how black people call each other the N word?

    if not, maybe jews should start doing that, and say, “what up, my kyke” to each other so that way they OWN that shit. it’s theirs and no one else’s.


  14. Dr. Furious Says:

    I kinda miss Jim Goad’s posts…


  15. Chester Cheeto's fuzzy orange balls Says:

    You’re all incorrect about Canada. Including the posts from Canada.


  16. ZLUR Says:

    What is – Canada?


  17. e. pubert unum Says:

    One time I was in canada and went to a bar where there were hundreds and hundreds of kids all moshing to some numetal sounding shit. I kept looking and looking and couldn’t seem to see the band anywhere. Then I realized it was a DJ. Those canadians were moshing to a fucking DJ.


  18. John Lenin Says:

    Any excuse ta MOSH!


  19. ZLUR Says:

    John Lenin is a cunt!


  20. Fred Durst Says:

    ^^^^

    that’s the funniest i’ve read in a while. thanks, canada.


  21. A Canadian. Says:

    Seriously, anytime I’ve needed to see a doctor the longest wait time was 3 hours and it was a drag but more often than not it only takes about 20 minutes in an after hours clinic for anything small and about an hour in the ER becuase it’s full of people who shouldn’t be in the ER. I’m not going to knock it — I pay maybe 400$ a year in taxes which is cheaper than the cost of an arm cast in the United States.


  22. ZLUR Says:

    Theres a saying in Canada that goes “at least where not Americans”.

    We the British agree!

    Fuck the U.S. of Gay!

    And the fuckin Irish!


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