STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CARTOON OF DOCK ELLIS PITCHING ON LSD

Can we just kill the Seinfeld reruns and the Law & Order offshoots and just replace all of television with animated drug stories, please? I promise to buy whatever you advertise in between.

This entry was posted on 11.13.09 at 1:16 pm by Donna Deliva. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

32 Comments

Treetop Says:

That was one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life. Good job, Donna.

11.13.09 at 1:25 pm
wait Says:

AMAZING!

11.13.09 at 1:27 pm
Vane$$a Says:

Great fucking vid. Dock Ellis is one of the all-time greats.

11.13.09 at 1:31 pm
homeless. Says:

this is the best possible post for a friday. i am gonna rip it the fuck up tonight. question is…..shrooms or acid?

11.13.09 at 1:39 pm
JuCIFER Says:

yes this is the best thing since things existed.
BOY DID WE MISS OUT ON THOSE 1970s .
CLUSTER FUCK.

11.13.09 at 1:43 pm
JuCIFER Says:

Oh and the drawings FUCKING ROCK.

11.13.09 at 1:43 pm
stoops Says:

nice.

11.13.09 at 1:49 pm
dirtynickels Says:

made my Friday. Thanks!!

11.13.09 at 2:08 pm
skabbies Says:

every once in a while I see something that is so simple and perfect, I hate myself for not making it.

11.13.09 at 2:22 pm
fartswallower Says:

Fucking Bad as shit

11.13.09 at 2:24 pm
SF Says:

My buddy Jay does stained-glass artwork about the guy.

http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/jay-kaplans-art-at-secret-project-robot/

11.13.09 at 3:02 pm
Vane$$a Says:

I love drinking shit.. like actual shit.. I love that shit

11.13.09 at 3:02 pm
Sir Fagsalot Says:

Anyone who has done acid knows it doesn’t work for shit the next day if you take more

11.13.09 at 3:30 pm
Fucko Says:

That was really fantastic. And all the better for the fact that it wasn’t more twenty-something turds in half-assed makeout videos contrived to sell me lip-gloss or some shit.

11.13.09 at 3:49 pm
BUMMER Says:

Gees whiz I just started forgetting about THAT post… MAN JEN SUCKS

11.13.09 at 3:53 pm
milky Says:

haha, this was perfect.

11.13.09 at 3:57 pm
kevin Says:

that was tremendous

11.13.09 at 5:37 pm
NickfromIslands Says:

I’d always heard that he’d made up the term “no no” that day, as a result of being high. Also, Doc Ellis. Ellis, Doc. Ellis, D. Weird coincidence.

11.13.09 at 6:03 pm
Ellis, D. Says:

Sir Fagsalot you are the most pathetic dude on this site. You NEVER have anything good to add to the conversation. Negative-negative-negative all the goddamn time. You must be the most miserable person to hangout with. I bet you think you’re pissing people off, but really, we just feel sorry for you. You’re pretty sad. Who complains so much about a situation, yet keeps showing up day after day after day?

Losers.

Congratulations, you are the biggest loser on this site.

11.13.09 at 7:11 pm
Lance K Says:

@Sir Fagsalot

double dose the next day get’s the trim burning off the brow,
but according to this cartoon this would’ve technically been
a jump-start which
constitutes technically as a re-amping job.

24 hours is the constraint for a double dose phaser:

—-Spoking from sumbuddy with 1 degree in college!?

11.13.09 at 7:22 pm
poopsmear Says:

SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

11.13.09 at 7:49 pm
pingpong Says:

narraration and animation were fucking brilliant

11.13.09 at 8:30 pm
pingpong Says:

narration*

11.13.09 at 8:30 pm
asswood Says:

Fagsalot’s right though, it really doesn’t do much of anything for at least three days after dosing.

11.14.09 at 3:34 am
lowdirt Says:

fantastic. great animation. please, more.

11.14.09 at 8:32 am
Billy Ocean Smooth Says:

The LSD was a lot better back in the day. Had some old hippies tell me about some shit called STP that fucked you up for three days. Don’t forget the Benzedrines he was on.

11.14.09 at 10:40 am
homeless. Says:

mushrooms. mushrooms don’t work the next day.

11.14.09 at 3:47 pm
fartswallower Says:

I disagree, I think Acid will keep going strong all day long Booya!

11.14.09 at 5:48 pm
Erik Kolacek Says:

THAT is the coolest shit I have seen in a long time.

More please!

Thanks.

11.14.09 at 6:01 pm
Dork Says:

Sir Fagsalot, I don’t know what kind of crap you were taking but Gooney Bird blotter did not diminish. Now with shrooms you really do need to restore your bodily resources before dosing again.

11.15.09 at 2:18 pm
thedayafteryoudie Says:

Yesss . I saw this last week somewhere .

11.16.09 at 1:25 am
DEMOB Happy Says:

thanks homo this cancels out your lady gaga shit.. now you’re back to negative 200

11.19.09 at 7:03 pm

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