Remember that guy who wore the question mark suit and yelled at you about FREE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently Cash for Gold macheted his face off and took over his tv spots. Do they want to cater to the person who thinks the word “ethical” means immigrant? I don’t know about you, but this ad managed to rouse my long dormant sense of moral outrage. The last time that happened was when I found out some dickwad conned my grandfather out of thousands of dollars. Fuck you Cash for Gold, I want my teeth back.
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oh…my….god…
10.27.08 at 11:33 am
you’re such a prude.
10.27.08 at 11:33 am
russell oliver meets graverobbing?
10.27.08 at 11:37 am
no : rather pirates of the caribbean meets tv commercials. or hitler meets 21st century. or “jews like what’s shiny” meets “everyone’s a jew then”
10.27.08 at 11:40 am
Hahahahahahahahaha!
Now I definitely won’t EVER give Cash for Gold any of my money.
10.27.08 at 12:41 pm
well something has to finance the funeral
10.27.08 at 2:07 pm
I need to get high, is there a cash for bronze?
10.27.08 at 5:33 pm
Steve Sailer on “Men with Gold Chains”
http://isteve.blogspot.com/search/label/Men%20with%20Gold%20Chains
10.27.08 at 11:39 pm
Hahaha I totally thought this was a joke untill I checked out the website
10.28.08 at 12:25 am
Mathew Lesko, you forgetful Pricks. Goddam
10.28.08 at 2:16 am
This is almost as bad as ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County.’
10.28.08 at 9:40 am
damn I thought that was a spoof. I can’t believe it’s real. fuck that’s a new high in low.
10.28.08 at 8:52 pm
I sent in my gold necklaces. A red flower one a cross one and a locket Send my money to
Joanne Scott
1105S. Jackson
Robinson Ill 62454
thank you
02.08.09 at 4:04 pm
Russell Oliver is a piece of crap,a scum bug,a con artist and a prick. This asshole should rot in jail. Fuck Russell Oliver! Screw Russell Oliver in his Kishkas!! To Russell Oliver: You are an insect and your unholy store should be burned to the ground,preferably with you inside it. Fuck off Russell Oliver and DROP DEAD!!!
07.05.10 at 7:47 pm