STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CC INSIDER: GOTH BOAT CRUISE

Goth Cruise the Movie trailer – a ‘Gothumentary’ from jeanie finlay on Vimeo.

OK wait, what? Goths like to go on cruises? And they don’t take over the whole ship? Other people have to deal with their stupid cheap shoes and their plastic hair extensions? That would piss me off if I was old. I don’t want to spend my pension looking at these fuckers in the middle of the ocean.

In this trailer they say, “You can’t have dark without light,” which is fine but we didn’t know they could handle this level of light. Beaches, non-stop sun all day, the Caribbean. What the fuck is so goth about being goth from 9PM til midnight? That’s even less than bikers or nerds. These people make Satan barf.
From here.
PS: Ew, they call it a “gothumentary.”

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8 Comments

Beef Says:

“Other people have to deal with their stupid cheap shoes and their plastic hair extensions?”

– The only people who have to deal with those things are the goths, baby.

11.26.08 at 2:46 am
cobra Says:

these words were written by a former goth.

11.26.08 at 5:46 am
Street Boning Says:

After watching that, I don’t think you actually need to watch the movie.

11.26.08 at 11:15 am
Joe Klyman Says:

Let’s play pretend. Pussies.

11.26.08 at 11:40 am
nerdkiller Says:

Please tell me you’ve already seen pictures from Bats Day at Disney Land: http://flickr.com/search/?q=bat%20day%20disney&w=all&s=int

11.26.08 at 1:37 pm
ew Says:

^ ah, hahahaha. just look at all that fat, pasty flesh stuffed inside that black mesh like mozzarella in cheese cloth.

11.26.08 at 8:42 pm
Lily Says:

I think it’s funny that they’re on a cruise ship freaking a bunch of conservative old people out.

11.27.08 at 1:14 am
kat Says:

freaking old people out is something 12 year olds like to do.

way to go, goths!

11.28.08 at 4:07 pm

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