
To hear old people talk about hipsters is to hear overeducated bores try to intellectualize “young people fucking around.” Sometimes they go off on a tangent about hipster politics and consumerism. Sometimes they squeeze technology in the equation. This time race is the crowbar they use to lever some boring psychoanalysis into the equation. Apparently Cerebral Ballzy are multicultural. Too bad nobody told Cerebral Ballzy that.
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I mean, to be fair you have hyped these dudes to death.
06.03.09 at 10:12 am
Goddamn, you are such a needy sycophant. These guys are cool, but nothing special. Apparently, you are either too young or too naive to have proper perspective here.
06.03.09 at 10:31 am
I wish their music was good.
06.03.09 at 10:44 am
Multi-culturalism is all the rage these days. For example, a multi-cultural dance troupe called “Diversity” just defeated Susan Boyle in Britain’s “Britain’s Got Talent Show.” Infuriated, Ms. Boyle checked herself into a mental hospital, but that’s only because she’s probably racist or something.
06.03.09 at 11:03 am
How come none of you haters could name a better New York band playing shows today?
06.03.09 at 11:39 am
matt and kim, punk. are you kidding me. i don’t care if you like these guys are not. but to have your band listed next to matt and kim. Cerebral Ballzy should be pissed if they were punk.
punch matt and kim in they’re stupid drum kit
06.03.09 at 11:45 am
@Loomis
Alright genius, here you go: Children. Done. Want another?: The Golden Triangle. More?: Boogie Border, Vagina Panther, etc…
06.03.09 at 12:03 pm
Oneida
06.03.09 at 12:45 pm
oneida? please, that’s a real band, this article is about a phony fad band!
06.03.09 at 1:36 pm
first show was 6 months ago! i dont know but they’re doing something right…..
these kids are fucking everywhere! no releases, no vinyl….. these kids are gonna fucking blow!….
i also somewhat dig the music
06.03.09 at 2:05 pm
you can’t name better new york bands cause NY can’t make good bands because of the pressure and lack of genuine people.
Better live London band=
Selfish Cunt
Better live Calgary band=
Women
06.03.09 at 2:37 pm
this band really does suck.
06.03.09 at 4:19 pm
this band fucking shreds, i’ve seen em live.
06.03.09 at 5:44 pm
they got an EP and tees
06.03.09 at 6:00 pm
Does the guy on the left have trisomy 21?
06.03.09 at 6:28 pm