To hear old people talk about hipsters is to hear overeducated bores try to intellectualize “young people fucking around.” Sometimes they go off on a tangent about hipster politics and consumerism. Sometimes they squeeze technology in the equation. This time race is the crowbar they use to lever some boring psychoanalysis into the equation. Apparently Cerebral Ballzy are multicultural. Too bad nobody told Cerebral Ballzy that.

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15 Comments
  1. bongmasterflex Says:

    I mean, to be fair you have hyped these dudes to death.


  2. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    Goddamn, you are such a needy sycophant. These guys are cool, but nothing special. Apparently, you are either too young or too naive to have proper perspective here.


  3. Agitator Says:

    I wish their music was good.


  4. Local Boob Says:

    Multi-culturalism is all the rage these days. For example, a multi-cultural dance troupe called “Diversity” just defeated Susan Boyle in Britain’s “Britain’s Got Talent Show.” Infuriated, Ms. Boyle checked herself into a mental hospital, but that’s only because she’s probably racist or something.


  5. Loomis Says:

    How come none of you haters could name a better New York band playing shows today?


  6. skull front Says:

    matt and kim, punk. are you kidding me. i don’t care if you like these guys are not. but to have your band listed next to matt and kim. Cerebral Ballzy should be pissed if they were punk.

    punch matt and kim in they’re stupid drum kit


  7. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    @Loomis

    Alright genius, here you go: Children. Done. Want another?: The Golden Triangle. More?: Boogie Border, Vagina Panther, etc…


  8. Danielle Says:

    Oneida


  9. HOMO the unofficial Says:

    oneida? please, that’s a real band, this article is about a phony fad band!


  10. hahahawwoooww Says:

    first show was 6 months ago! i dont know but they’re doing something right…..

    these kids are fucking everywhere! no releases, no vinyl….. these kids are gonna fucking blow!….

    i also somewhat dig the music


  11. vegan jules Says:

    you can’t name better new york bands cause NY can’t make good bands because of the pressure and lack of genuine people.

    Better live London band=

    Selfish Cunt

    Better live Calgary band=

    Women


  12. glendon rusch Says:

    this band really does suck.


  13. mac donalds Says:

    this band fucking shreds, i’ve seen em live.


  14. ayeee Says:

    they got an EP and tees


  15. James Says:

    Does the guy on the left have trisomy 21?


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