STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » CHEECH AND CHONG UPDATE

Chong out of jail looking to get high

Chong sprung from jail and he wanted to get high, but he couldn’t get Cheech to agree to reunite because he thinks marijuana jokes are lame (he shaved his ’stache and became a cop). Chong found an old woman’s lawn troll, dipped it in liquid maui wowie, recited the entire dialogue from Up in Smoke, put it under his pillow and woke up the next morning to find a life size keebler elf with a mexican accent blowing pot smoke in his face.

It worked!

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6 Comments

raymi Says:

i want to hug them!

09.04.08 at 12:50 pm
barth mueller Says:

those dudes have some serious corpse teeth.

09.04.08 at 12:56 pm
CPN BNXO Says:

hurley’s dad….?

09.04.08 at 1:16 pm
Anonymous Says:

ha ha! lookit how old they are!

09.04.08 at 6:17 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

What kind of a cartoon is this.

09.05.08 at 3:22 am
54321dave Says:

^haha!

09.05.08 at 11:58 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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