Comments on: COCO DE MER “LINGERIE”

By: eaten in

eaten in — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:30:02 +0000

i think this was a joke post. you guys are too literal.

nothing compares to a good old-fashioned dog collar and leash. i miss my master.

By: Vag vapors

Vag vapors — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:50:39 +0000

This chick should be working for Conde Naste.
Get riddd of herrrr.

By: ashley

ashley — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:55:35 +0000

i thought it was standard to eat your girl out on her period. wtf is this??

By: Vane$$a

Vane$$a — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 20:05:16 +0000

I agree with homeless. Odessa is proving over and over again that he is the new boss. Thanks for the laughs, Joey.

By: Richard Stabone

Richard Stabone — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:50:32 +0000

Please say “like” more when you report. It, like, totally adds to the voice of the piece.

By: homeless.

homeless. — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:13:57 +0000

Odessa rulz

By: homeless.

homeless. — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:45:06 +0000

bonerz at the harness!

By: Joey Odessa

Joey Odessa — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:42:46 +0000

True story. My best buddy/roommate from college picked up this fat vegan feminist chick at a bar when he was super drunk. When they got back to her place he ate her out but was so wasted he didn’t realize that she was in heavy flow period mode. Before he got a chance to fuck her, they both passed out. The next morning, knowing that he wanted nothing to do with her beyond having sex when he was so drunk that he could barely see, he snuck out of her place and headed for home. Not only did the numb nuts walk all the way home through a business district during rush hour with dried blood all over his face and on his teeth, he also stopped at a convenience store for a pack of cigs and picked up a breakfast to go at his favorite diner. When he got home, I asked him if he’d been eating cherry flavored chocolate or something. Perplexed, he went into the bathroom to take a look. Of course, the dude totally flipped out and we all laughed our asses off. Fat vegan feminist chick’s revenge, I guess.

By: french guy

french guy — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:08:11 +0000

visited their shop in london some years ago. stunning, but way fucking too expensive for having fun. but great, i must say.

By: ur doing it rong

ur doing it rong — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:06:59 +0000

ur that squeamish? just put down a towel or do it in the shower. blood is nature’s lubricant