Okay, so I’m like in the thick of London Fashion Week and I just realized something: The industry’s Golden Boy, Cole Mohr, has really been channeling Zoolander this season! Look at him in his nickers at my BFF Jeremy Scott’s Show!!!!
After the show here’s what went down:
Jonny Makeup: Hey Hottie.
Cole Mohr: Did you see my shrinkie dink on the runway?
Yeah. I should have been your fluffer.
All this fashion is makin’ me hornnny. I wish I could be Pig Roasted by Cole and Zoolander!!!
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manscaping is a stupid word, but this fuckin dude needs to do that FOR THE RUNWAY.
09.25.09 at 10:15 am
I want to forget abt this collection and Cole’s lack of WERQ here.
09.25.09 at 10:58 am
god i know this guy, how many times did i sell weed to him and our mutual friends
09.25.09 at 11:13 am
I bet fags think this guy’s a total fag
09.25.09 at 5:57 pm
The visible pubes are a part of the show. Treasure trail.
09.26.09 at 1:31 am
He looks like some guys kicked his ass, dressed him up and pushed him out on the runway as some fraternity prank.
09.26.09 at 7:47 pm
coco <—- i did the same too. HA
09.28.09 at 12:26 am
hahaha vice picked this up 1 day later
09.28.09 at 8:50 pm
@polly: Thanks for the heads up!
09.28.09 at 10:48 pm