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COMING SOON: LIVE CARNAGE – UPDATE: 3 ROSIES ADDED

Rosie O’Donnell has decided to thwart TV Carnage by starting her own variety show. How are you supposed to record bad TV and put it together into funny montages when Rosie makes the chicken come out before the egg?

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6 Comments

carlos Says:

i don’t know what Rosie did to me, but i cant laugh or shit

11.17.08 at 1:03 pm
Carmen Says:

Did you eat her? ‘Coz that was your first mistake.

11.17.08 at 2:31 pm
Derrick Majordomo (Mom) Says:

the first clip is the funniest shit.. the fishys in the coke thing? the toilet seat thing? the haircut thing? the whole thing? ritter’s expression speaks something profound about the human condition, it’s actually really sad when he’s sitting there just floored by the shit. maybe that’s what killed the ol homo. …although not as funny as when richard simmons bursts thru the foilage in another one

11.17.08 at 5:46 pm
Beef Says:

I like Rosie.

11.17.08 at 10:15 pm
pat Says:

thank christ she got her tubes tied

11.18.08 at 7:47 pm
Beef Says:

# pat Says:
11.18.08 at 7:47 pm

thank christ she got her tubes tied

– It’s not like anyone’s cumming inside her.

11.18.08 at 7:56 pm

STREET BONER 1113

You only get about 30 seconds to discuss race in New York before everyone collapses from boredom.

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STREET BONER 1112

You can shit on that stupid secretary jacket all you want. I’m an expert in this field and I’m focussing in on the red socks because, if things go well, that’s all there is.

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STREET BONER 1111

Easy there Beige, a woman who loves her dog that much is saying, “I wanted to have babies a long fucking time ago.”

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STREET BONER 1110

She is so hot, she almost makes you want to find out who the fuck Jake Pavelka, Tony Dovolani, and Leona Lewis are.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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