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I am the werewolf. You may me know me as a lycanthrope or a wolfman but when I shape shift into a wolf-like creature during a full moon you will know who I am. You will scream “Help” — not unlike the innocent victims in the movie American Werewolf in London (American Werewolf in Paris was the sequel). People say we are many things from fun to cute to gothic. Tonight will be a full moon and you can be sure I will fight until demon. When I first heard people say we remind them of naked boys I was appalled and began to encourage others to dispel the myth by making werewolf movies. Thus I could focus on fighting vampires. If you hear me, howling you will no doubt plea for rescue in the dark jungle of the night. Salvation is hopeless. Every night I turn myself into a werewolf.

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