We just finished printing the official poster for the show. It’s purty and we’re going to have a limited fancy version of them at the show. Please don’t glide in at 4PM because you’re too hungover or you will not get into the show. This isn’t RSVP so the first 500 that show up are the first and last 500 to get in.
If 2 seems early and you’re hungover or hungry, don’t worry. Those who don’t want booze can still have coffee and orange juice and a breakfast treat the owner of the bar invented called The Stockgridle: a breakfast sausage inside a pancake with syrup on top.
The show goes 2PM Cerebral Ballzy, 3PM Ninjasonik, 4PM Vivian Girls, 5PM Izza Kizza 6PM go back to your hotel and fuck a 5. That night VIVA RADIO is having a party you should also go to because Gavin and Derrick will be playing records there and saying rude business on the stage.
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wait that guy invented pigs in a blanket?
03.11.09 at 1:38 pm
oh shit that’ a classic already
03.11.09 at 2:09 pm
I hate to be a twat yet again but I once met a good punk band from Austin and they said “fuck south by southwest” and they were all on about this other festival called “Chaos in Tejas.”
03.11.09 at 6:03 pm
i went to chaos in tejas last year and heard that everyone in austin hates sxsw. but chaos in tejas kind of draws a younger crowd than the street carnage people. amebix are playing it this year though.
there would also be lots of punk boners to document.
03.11.09 at 6:27 pm
haha
03.11.09 at 6:53 pm
who in their right mind would wanna hang out with a bunch of liberal hipster right wing fox news agenda loving faggots
03.11.09 at 9:00 pm
funny thing about living here and rolling your eyes any time anybody says fuck sxsw is that they are probably involved with an unaffiliated showcase/party/fest of somesort that just compounds the amount of shitty half assed punk or “experimental” shows that turn this town into such a clusterfuck of shit so thick you start seeing fun in the way porn stars see work… that being said ill probably see yall there.
03.12.09 at 3:39 am
if austin music festivals were porn stars, it breaks down like this:
SXSW is like Jenna Jameson. Everyone knows about her, she used to be a lot cooler a bunch of years ago, and her movies are kinda bland.
Chaos in Tejas is more like Belladonna. Less people know about her, and she only does crazy shit like gag herself on dildos and dress up like a horse.
Austin City Limits festival is like Annie Sprinkle. Not really a porn star at all but always admired by people who don’t really know anything about porn stars.
We also have Ground Zero Texas every december, that one is kinda like Emily Davinci or Maggie Star. Nobody really know who she is, but once you’ve seen her in action it’s some amazing shit you’ll never forget, you just probably won’t remember her name.
Have fun in our city next week, please try the migas at Tamale House on the corner of 51st and Airport boulevard. You want real-deal Austin, that’s it.
03.12.09 at 10:40 am
[...] going to be there spotting street boners and twittering our sweet little lives away! So go to the Street Carnage Party on Saturday afternoon and then head on over to the Viva Radio Evangelique later that night at Club [...]
03.23.09 at 7:20 pm