STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » COUNTDOWN TO STREET CARNAGE SXSW PARTY

What’s p-p-p-p-p-poppin’ people!? 8 days til our totally mega kick ass party at SXSW yo, hollah! Peace! Word is born. MARCH 21ST AT THE SCOOT INN! 1308 EAST 4th ST, IN AUSTIN, IN TEXAS. Doors open at 1: motherfucking 30 so don’t be late cuz they ain’t no RSVP or none of that shit. It’s on some next level “first come first served” shit. Hey-o-o-o-o-o-o.

This entry was posted on 03.13.09 at 10:59 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Writing a modern minstrel show?

03.13.09 at 11:05 am
popbeast Says:

nice moves on the board

03.13.09 at 11:40 am
patrickteque Says:

wear a tshirt and wiggle

03.13.09 at 1:39 pm
louis Says:

McPunk!

03.13.09 at 1:47 pm
john Says:

awesome. this will easily be the best party of the whole shabang-bang

03.13.09 at 3:04 pm
xavier Says:

lol

03.13.09 at 3:45 pm
chin Says:

see ya next year fags.

03.13.09 at 4:01 pm
BRONX Says:

I am so happy, happy, happy!

03.13.09 at 4:08 pm
beth Says:

nice ‘fro covered balls bro, booyah.

03.13.09 at 7:25 pm
StarWars Says:

That was pretty fun. I liked the subtle head bob when Gavin proclaimed things to be off of chains.

Also the skateboard with wings.

03.14.09 at 3:23 am

STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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STREET BONER 1115

If you get a girl home and you can’t get it up, eat her out — but know it had better be perfect or it’s all over. You’re basically hanging by your tongue off the edge of a cliff made of pussy.

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STREET BONER 1114

It must be weird for gays to go from a small town where everybody points to New York City where they run the joint.

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STREET BONER 1113

You only get about 30 seconds to discuss race in New York before everyone collapses from boredom.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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