STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » COUNTDOWN TO STREET CARNAGE SXSW PARTY

It’s 11 days to our (free) party at SXSW. After going there for 15 years, we noticed the biggest problem with this festival is all the fucking music. Shut up already. Your band sucks.

So, we chose our 4 favorite live acts and then cut the list off after that. Too many showcases in Austin are about pleasing sponsors or labels or your buddies who hope to get signed (only artist ever signed at SXSW was Timbuk 3 btw). This may be the first party ever where the promoters started with a list of bands they actually want and worked backwards from there. It’s all short sets with plenty of space in between bands to get free beer, free BBQ, and free cognac (yes cognac). It’s at the Scoot Inn where our best frienemy Stockbauer has been abusing clientele since way before it was open and we’re going to be showing Street Boners and TV Carnage in the indoor part between bands. No shirts is going to be strongly encouraged and that goes for both sexes but whatever floats your boat. It’s from 2 to 6 so please don’t be cool and show up late or you will miss the Cerebral Ballzy / Ninjasonik experience.

Ninjasonik (a band not a guy)

Vivian Girls

Izza Kizza

Cerebral Ballzy

Don’t be late!

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10 Comments

Jefro Says:

Music is fad I can do without but I love me some cheap ass cognac.

War Street Carnage!

03.10.09 at 9:57 am
DAG NASTY CAN I SAY Says:

LOOOVE SONIK FUKN NINJA & everyone else on this page.

Cerebral Ballzy wanted me to come to SXSW & be the merch girl but my band is playing a show in Brooklyn the day they will be playing a show in Texas.

fuck my life.com

03.10.09 at 11:42 am
trust funded Says:

i say hello, she say jello…make me sing acapello. awesome

03.10.09 at 11:54 am
Vag vapors Says:

Let’s make a vowe to never post a fuck my life.com link again. Thanks.

03.10.09 at 12:20 pm
street cloud Says:

wow, you guys have really shitty taste in music.

03.10.09 at 12:43 pm
deatmeat Says:

wow ninjasonik seriously sucks

03.10.09 at 1:31 pm
Sarah O Sarah Says:

That looks pretty fun to me.

03.10.09 at 2:28 pm
ohmygosh Says:

CEREBRAL BALLLZY FUCKING RULES

03.10.09 at 2:29 pm
robert death rage and the meatshits Says:

I don’t get the ninjasonik thing everyone of his songs is just repeating the same maybe kinda funny thing over and over but nigga gotta get paid

03.10.09 at 3:35 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

Gimmicky lineup!

03.10.09 at 5:09 pm

STREET BONER 1682

There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.