I used to see this guy out my window when I lived on Avenue B. He would walk around Washington Tompkins Square Park screaming things like, “When Britney Spears is loved by all, they are lusting after a child. She can still feel the penis in her mouth” and other weird shit about the dangers of pedophilia.
I moved to Brooklyn a few months ago and he seems to have followed me here. Last night he was on Bedford bellowing about the dangers of carbohydrates. The funny part is he is kind of right. Carbs do contain a lot of sugar and the omnipresence of them in our diet may very well have to do the surge in diabetes. He’s also right about AIDS spreading because the lack of quarantine. Of course, it would be totally impossible to quarantine people like that, especially when they were just discovering what the disease was, but in theory, he’s right.
Shit, you know you’re losing it when you agree with the homeless Town Crier.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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what they won’t tell you is this is the previous guy who was doing wasted pushups
11.15.08 at 7:10 pm
i saw this dude walking behind a group of high school girls screaming “you’re all whores!” and a bunch of racist shit too. i can’t wait to see this dude in brooklyn
11.15.08 at 7:14 pm
I love how everyone laughs when he says “Carbohydrates are sugar.” Typical bourgeois hipsters with their art school educations laughing at the ignorant poor even though they have no idea if it’s true. He’s right
http://diabetesplanner.com/articles_non_mem/diabetes_what_is_the_difference_between_carbohydrate_and_sugar.htm
11.15.08 at 9:02 pm
good post.
11.16.08 at 12:06 am
This guy has been around forever. I saw him get into a fight with some young well-to-do hipster on Avenue A right near Tompkin’s Square park about ten years ago.
I walked by during the middle of the altercation. Crazy Tall Guy was bleeding from his mouth, so the hipster (about half his size) must have gotten in the first shot. Crazy tall guy wasn’t phased at all. He was eating the pain like a bowl of breakfast cereal (being nuts has some advantages). Hipster Kid was all in some Pa Qua, Kung fu stance, with his knees bent and leg all out there. Crazy guy just kept kicking him in the leg, soccer style, and shouting “Yeah… What was that?” Then kicked him in the leg again saying “Yeah… What do you call that?” Making fun of the kid’s martial arts. It was kind of funny because obviously they had never studied the correct response to being kicked in the leg by a lunatic in the Hipster’s martial arts class. I didn’t stick around to see the end of it, but I’d say Crazy Tall Guy was winning. The moral of the story is “don’t fuck around with Crazy Tall Guy. His street crane style is just too speedy.”
PS – When people say that “psychotropic drugs are poison” they should look at this guy and realize that the right medications could probably save his ass from a life of unnecessary suffering.
11.16.08 at 1:36 am
did you guys see the last action hero? this is the ripper, and he’s finally come to sort out williamsburg
11.16.08 at 3:29 am
i dont understand how people can be that crazy and still form words and sentences
11.16.08 at 1:17 pm
Window outside Avenue B, Washington Square Park? You mean Tompkins?
11.16.08 at 6:53 pm
do you think this guy rehearses his rants before he takes to the streets?
11.17.08 at 11:12 am
No, I don’t think those babies deserve that.
Saw this dude in McCarren Park a number of times this summer. I love how in New York a guy like this is allowed to do his thing, simply because everyone ignores him. I would give him ten minutes max where I grew up before some meathead “hero” knocked him out.
I also saw a bull-dyke getting free with her titties in McCarren Park this summer. She was so liberated. Way to break all the rules girl, you’re a revolutionary.
11.18.08 at 11:39 am
the last sentence sells out your style Sam
I couldn’t even watch the video b/c of the fucken barracuda
11.25.08 at 8:58 pm