Comments on: DAVID CROSS’ FLESHLIGHT MOTION TWEETS

By: Clark

Clark — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 05:05:07 +0000

(Please remove the baby from the box BEFORE your initial penetration, SICKO!)

By: Belletti

Belletti — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 04:17:03 +0000

The closest thing to being in mickey mouse’s happiest place on earth!

By: SextoyRates

SextoyRates — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 05:24:51 +0000

What he is using is actually the Top Dog Fleshlight Mount.

By: i hate naggers

i hate naggers — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:39:42 +0000

i like how it’s made by Liberator -liberating you of any last shred of self-worth

By: ADIDAS

ADIDAS — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:32:00 +0000

I prefer the au naturale organics of mother nature aka hole in the ground aka ostrage in the sand http://elkilby.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/chestnut.jpg

By: Taeil

Taeil — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:42:46 +0000

I doubt anyone can top Kyattsuai’s tagline.

But I got one more.

Fleshlight Moonlight: Pocket Pussies are for Pussies

By: Taeil

Taeil — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:35:55 +0000

Fleshlight Moonlight: It’s not gonna fuck itself…

By: Taeil

Taeil — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 03:27:19 +0000

For virgins, it’s just like the real thing.

By: slicks

slicks — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 09:00:44 +0000

yeah, but a in a really highbrow fashion magazine you would prolly see something similar. just the context makes it change from “sleazy” to “visionary”

By: omg sooo randum

omg sooo randum — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:49:24 +0000

this isnt a tagline, but imagine the photoshoot that went on for that thing.. the male model was probably all excited to get a part, then found out he would be the face of fucking a vaccuum cleaner..