I’m 19 and have never had anything serious with a guy lasting for more than a month or two. Guys are really interested at first, but eventually stop calling. I’m so anti being the girl who is really needy and clingy, so I never put any pressure on a guy to do anything near commit. I like to do things for myself and like being independent, but it would be nice to have someone to consider a significant other. I don’t have trouble getting guys to call, just to keep calling, and I’m just wondering what you think. I’m not a slut or crazy party animal, so it’s not that kind of thing, and the guys I go after are kind of pussy softies, so I don’t think it’s a douche bag thing either. I don’t have a problem with calling guys, I’m just hesitant about it because everyone always tells me that you should let a guy contact you twice as much as you contact him — but is that bullshit? Really what I’m asking is, how do strong, forward chicks get lasting things?
Hope I don’t sound too obnoxious,
Bold Broad
Dear BB,
My time-tested method for getting a guy I like to return interest involves calling/texting him three times as much as he does you, but ALSO having a steady supply of ecstasy AND being a great lay.
Unfortunately, MDMA is getting really hard to find on the East Coast, so I can’t as easily date-rape guys I like into loving me back for the requisite four months or however long it takes that shit to leave your spinal column. And that sort of leaves me in the same position it leaves you, except that I have confidence that one day molly will return to New York City and I’ll have a boyfriend again.
For you? If you’re 19 and already referring to dudes as “pussy softies” than you are way ahead of your game. Guys love screwing and running, and a month is usually all you’ll get from these fuckers — unless you can fake a pregnancy or a really, really believable orgasm. My advice is to purchase one of those magic wand vibrators and the first three seasons of “Friday Night Lights” to get you through the cold months until we can all roll ballz together again.
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You DO have to call a bit….keep it roughly even with how much he calls you, and you’re not clingy. If you like ‘pussy softie’ dudes (it’s okay, I do too) they’re sensitive as shit and start to worry that YOU don’t actually like THEM if you don’t call, and then they move on.
Don’t put pressure on them to commit, just show them the full force of how amazing you are right away…and if you are actually amazing, that will be enough for the kind of dude you wanna be with anyways.
If you’re not, well, try the MDMA/vibrator/friday night lights thing.
10.08.09 at 11:18 am
well that made sense
10.08.09 at 11:18 am
Stunning.
10.08.09 at 11:32 am
yo, girls on the single track DONT SUCK DICK. its true. seems like getting your balls gargled is reserved for relationships. suck that shit bitches!
10.08.09 at 12:43 pm
Friday night lights?? really?? u should b shot on the street like a yid in ‘38 for that. Also, question writer bitch, if I’ve said it once i said it a million x’s: THEY WONT BUY THE COW IF THEIR GETTING THE SEX FOR FREE. but when they do buy the cow u gotta do what no.thanks said n suck dick like ur a diabetic n he’s jizzing sunny d.
10.08.09 at 1:39 pm
where the fuck did all the molly go? ive been trying to get the good shit for over two years now and all i ever get is a little tingle in the back of my spine for about 10 minutes. Doesn’t anyone take pride in the drugs they distribute anymore?
10.08.09 at 1:39 pm
no.thanks. is spot on.
I just can’t say no to a woman who’ll gargle my semen on a regular basis.
10.08.09 at 2:08 pm
The thing about sucking good dick is so true. This girl has almost completely snagged me off the market with her unreal blowjobs and super wet pussy. She gave it up on the first night, and we’ve been in touch ever since. BLOWJOBS, more importantly, GOOD BLOWJOBS, will keep a man around. If you swallow, it’s pretty much a done deal. Can’t stress that enough.
10.08.09 at 2:19 pm
All you MDMA queers should move to Europe and fuck off.
10.08.09 at 2:49 pm
What girls don’t suck dick and swallow? You fuckers need to get out of NY pronto
10.08.09 at 3:40 pm
You’re 19 and want a significant other? Leave the city and live in a small town or relatively small city. You’ll be attached in no time.
10.08.09 at 4:16 pm
Nice one, Drew. BB, if you live anywhere near a city you’re about 11 years away from the time you should start wanting a relationship to last more than a month.
10.08.09 at 4:20 pm
i have the best MDMA source and i live in fucking OTTAWA of all places
10.09.09 at 12:38 am
if you make “friends” with ravers it’s SUPER easy to score the good shit… look up jungle + your city and within like 4 hours you should know someone who has it. snort it and if it tastes like a melted balloon and salt yr good to go
10.09.09 at 12:47 am
look the other way
10.09.09 at 5:12 am
Yeah, there’s mad MDMA in the Dot right now, too
10.09.09 at 6:36 am
Im going on a candyraver hunt this weekend!
10.09.09 at 8:34 am
Kat’s got some good points .
10.09.09 at 11:48 am
You have to be a unique experience for men otherwise you’ll be forgettable and he won’t stick around long.
Things like cooking him a surprise dinner, doing his laundry by surprise, surprise blow jobs, and making sex videos with him and posting them on the internet(anal sex videos), are all some good ideas to keep it fresh and memorable in his mind.
And post some links here.
Cheers and best of luck.
10.09.09 at 12:35 pm