Dear Drew and Drew’s Mom from drew grant on Vimeo.
It’s almost Thanksgiving and apparently all of you asshats have stopped having sex problems because my Inbox is emptier than a single dad’s apartment during the holidays (email your sexual queries to sbtvc@streetcarnage.com). So my mom and I each picked one inappropriate question about our sex lives to ask each other and the results are pretty amazing, despite the fact that neither of us have gotten laid since the Clinton administration. J / K, at least one of has gotten finger-blasted post 9/11. Enjoy our video blog or “vlog” as the kids are calling it these days.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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i will do both of you. a package deal. this is only if i misunderstood what your mother implied, that you have vaginal herpes.
to sweeten the deal, i’ll clean the pool. and get the phi levels worked out. and fix your computers.
11.23.09 at 10:26 am
Did your mom mention me? Becuase I rode her like we were in the Pony Express. YEEEEHAH!
11.23.09 at 10:36 am
yeah i fucked your mom also. she seems nice.
11.23.09 at 10:53 am
if mom grows her hair out about 3 or 4 inches into style similar to the one at link, lightens it just a bit, and changes those glasses for the smaller ones that sit lower down the nose, she will get much more attention. men don’t stop caring about things like hair and fashion on a women just because they’re old. you’ve got to work it to keep getting it.
11.23.09 at 11:28 am
i want drew. a lot.
11.23.09 at 11:52 am
that is so cute and funny
11.23.09 at 12:18 pm
Moms are rad. Can you post some more pics of Drew please?
11.23.09 at 12:19 pm
i’d rather see drew’s taint than gavin’s, but what can you do?
11.23.09 at 1:05 pm
@blogderogatorytermforanasian: Agreed.
Drew, you’re very attractive and your mom is adorable.
I have no dirty comments.
Cheers,
Erik
11.23.09 at 1:31 pm
Could these two be any more adorable? This just totally makes me want Drew even more, damn this girl seems almost too good to be true, also Drew’s mom, WOW! That is some honesty.
11.23.09 at 1:52 pm
ugh. she’s using her mom as a human shield, during the holidays to boot. Skanx.
11.23.09 at 2:23 pm
@Vane$$a hey girl I think you’re confusing “shamelessly exploiting” with “human shield.” Sorry that my mom is cooler than yours! *gauntlet thrown*
11.23.09 at 2:27 pm
@Erik Whatshisfuck
Dude, is that your game? “Very attractive”? You sound like a school counselor.
@Drew
I’d totally finger-blast you. Then we can play Scrabble.
11.23.09 at 2:45 pm
Uhhhh…my mom sucks, that’s why I get all fidgety and eye-rolly, acting like a three year old with a wet load in his pants whenever she’s around. My disdain for her is pretty obvious. You really told me, Drew. I’m sucking on shame in the wake of your beat down. But yeah, I guess that you don’t show any of the standard hate-the-mom facial/soul ticks, at all. Am I also supposed to pretend that lugging your mom onto this show is anything but a manifestation of your hatred of her? “Come on mommy! It’s time to have the sickos throw daggers at us! I love you mommy! Now step in front of the pretty bus…there you go.”
Tits or GTFO…
11.23.09 at 2:54 pm
@Erik Kolacek @clayton send non-dick pixs to videodrew@rocketmail.com.
11.23.09 at 2:55 pm
I like that Drew’s got kind of a Wild at Heart Isabella Rossellini thing going on, but hotter.
11.23.09 at 3:05 pm
vanessa does make a good point.
11.23.09 at 3:20 pm
that being said, i like the mom. she holds her own quite well.
11.23.09 at 3:22 pm
Ah man, I liked Drew better when I had just seen a picture. In reality, Drew, you look weathered and sad. Your mom on the other hand, seems like a positively nice woman, I would gladly bone her and clean her pool.
It’s always strange to see how these nice parents have kids that are pure shit. Seeing Drew rolling her eyes and looking in the opposite direction while being spoken too… it’s all great motivation to beat your kids if you’ve got them.
11.23.09 at 3:23 pm
Vane$$a beat me to it. You’re a bitch to your saintly mom, there I said it, so what.
11.23.09 at 3:25 pm
my mother would probably do that with me but she’s pretty hardcore. if i asked her that she’d say something like “what kind of a goddamn question is that? jesus christ, anonymous, i hope you’re being safe when you have sex. are you being safe about it? i’ve got things to do, your aunt cathy needs a ride to the doctor. of all the fucking questions…”
11.23.09 at 3:28 pm
awww, that was cute and sweet
11.23.09 at 3:46 pm
Erik Kolacek – Born and raised in Oakland, Calif. Reform, Democrat, straight with gay family members, uber-liberal, pro animal-rights and an avid bicyclist. Visible Hebrew skin ink.
Serial. Google it. Wow.
11.23.09 at 3:49 pm
Whoa, you got served. Any dirt on me will take at LEAST 5 minutes of digging.
11.23.09 at 4:12 pm
Dear Drew,
The poolboy thing doesn’t happen: its suburban legend. Take it from me, I cleaned pools for three seasons in Jersey. Maybe that shit happens in California, but not in the Northeast. In the Northeast you clean out bloated frogs and bleached squirrels; not sex lessons from charming cougars. Not that the poolman doesn’t want it to happen, mind you. It’s because, frankly, women don’t respect a poolman. Even if he swims in their pool in his underwear after smoking a joint and peepeeing behind the azaleas.
Kram,
Mike Eide
11.23.09 at 6:43 pm
I get sick of people (we all know who) responding to their own comments….please stop
11.23.09 at 9:44 pm
Ugly poor men get PROSTITUTES when they’re rejected continously by women.
Now it’s your MOMS TURN.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
11.23.09 at 10:22 pm
That’s the trade off. Women at a young age have a rediculous amount of power for doing absolutely nothing but having tits. But they lose it at about 40 and are completely invisible.
And it makes some of us laugh and laugh and laugh.
11.23.09 at 10:28 pm
@ fagsalot
if you’re referring to me, you can bite it. paranoia is a nasty cologne. ask gavin to check the IP addresses again.
11.23.09 at 11:36 pm
The movie’s called “Something’s Gotta Give.”
11.24.09 at 1:54 am
Drew is a milky fox. She can eyeroll and flash that cute gaptooth at me all she likes.
One thing though, D- lose the bleach mess and go brunette.
11.24.09 at 11:43 am
@peckerwood-dells estates
i actually agree but feel that she should keep the cheap blond look.
11.24.09 at 12:16 pm
Holy shit. The jig is up.
Yes, I said Drew is attractive. So what…she is cute. Her mom is nice. No, I don’t have game.
Sorry. Kill me.
Yes, that’s a picture of me on Jewcy. Yes, I’m a real person from San Francisco.
I’m all over the interwebs. No, I’m not really a fan of glory holes at Penn station.
Add me on Facebook. I won’t fuck up your street cred.
11.24.09 at 2:39 pm
Ha! We have 7 mutual friends, nigguuuuh.
11.24.09 at 4:54 pm
Hi all,
I’ll be giving blow jobs at Union Station at noon tommorrow third stall from the left.
BJ’s are $10 or free if you return the favor!
Feel free to drop by.
11.24.09 at 6:06 pm
[...] Scanner Drew apparently hasn’t had any action since the Clinton administration. Her mother, however, was finger-banged sometime after 9/11. They’ll explain the whole thing here. [...]
11.24.09 at 6:36 pm
and its not funny
11.24.09 at 6:55 pm
If i was 30yrs. older i be scooping you up, ma. You seem patient enough to coax me into, at least, a semi-hard showing. i don’t know why, but i feel you should be dating a black college professor. Start spreading the love MaMa. We need you.
11.24.09 at 10:08 pm
She looks like that one broad in Lynch’s Wild at Heart, the Rosselini chick.
11.24.09 at 10:59 pm
That was oddly sweet!
11.30.09 at 4:41 pm