Comments on: DEAR DREW: HOW CAN I GET A KISS?! http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/ STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:30:56 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Carpe Diem http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-164981 Carpe Diem Wed, 21 Apr 2010 03:21:13 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-164981 ps. Vane$$a why are you having one night stands with "vapid" people? If you're only going to sleep with someone once it should at least be exciting... ps. Vane$$a why are you having one night stands with “vapid” people? If you’re only going to sleep with someone once it should at least be exciting…

]]> By: Carpe Diem http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-164980 Carpe Diem Wed, 21 Apr 2010 03:15:40 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-164980 Trust me, you will never hear a boy say the words "gee, I wish you had slept with more random guys." You're stuck in a small school with the same old people, as soon as you get out into the real world you will see that there are so many boys who want to kiss you it will start to give you a headache (and heads up, you won't want to kiss MANY of them). Most people have awkward adolescent stages anyway, if not all of them. The important thing to remember is cool guys will always find smart funny chicks to kiss (regardless of their weight/height/bushy brows/knobby knees etc.) but pessimism and annoying physical hang-ups blur all attractive attributes. Keep doing what you're doing and everything will eventually fall into place, all in good time. Oh and I know this is advice, but my advice is don't take advice from anonymous commentators online or you will end up making out with people like pingpong or french ass raper, just sayin' Trust me, you will never hear a boy say the words “gee, I wish you had slept with more random guys.” You’re stuck in a small school with the same old people, as soon as you get out into the real world you will see that there are so many boys who want to kiss you it will start to give you a headache (and heads up, you won’t want to kiss MANY of them). Most people have awkward adolescent stages anyway, if not all of them. The important thing to remember is cool guys will always find smart funny chicks to kiss (regardless of their weight/height/bushy brows/knobby knees etc.) but pessimism and annoying physical hang-ups blur all attractive attributes. Keep doing what you’re doing and everything will eventually fall into place, all in good time. Oh and I know this is advice, but my advice is don’t take advice from anonymous commentators online or you will end up making out with people like pingpong or french ass raper, just sayin’

]]> By: Vane$$a http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-164252 Vane$$a Fri, 16 Apr 2010 09:35:11 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-164252 fuck smart and funny. i'm smart and funny, was once fat lost lots of weight. i am attractive now and can only score total creeps or vapid one night stands. it really did fuck with my head and no one cares if you're smart and funny. say hi to reality. some people are just not meant to be players. ugh, i hate life. oh and it sounds as if you'll have sex before your first kiss. i did. fuck smart and funny. i’m smart and funny, was once fat lost lots of weight. i am attractive now and can only score total creeps or vapid one night stands. it really did fuck with my head and no one cares if you’re smart and funny. say hi to reality. some people are just not meant to be players. ugh, i hate life. oh and it sounds as if you’ll have sex before your first kiss. i did.

]]> By: Canadave http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-156268 Canadave Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:16:35 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-156268 P.S.: Drew is the breast thing going on this site. P.S.: Drew is the breast thing going on this site.

]]> By: Canadave http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-156266 Canadave Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:15:08 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-156266 Get pass out drunk and take a lot of ghb at an afterhours in a basement down on the south east end (it's always the worst end) of town. Guaranteed makeouts then, even if you're not around to experience it. Get pass out drunk and take a lot of ghb at an afterhours in a basement down on the south east end (it’s always the worst end) of town. Guaranteed makeouts then, even if you’re not around to experience it.

]]> By: Anonyourmom. http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-156258 Anonyourmom. Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:44:43 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-156258 At my high-school most girls your age were already preggers. It could be worse. And as long as you are into music, (nice) boys won't care if you're chubby. Especially if you're still rocking C-cups. At my high-school most girls your age were already preggers. It could be worse. And as long as you are into music, (nice) boys won’t care if you’re chubby. Especially if you’re still rocking C-cups.

]]> By: niggragencia http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-156248 niggragencia Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:28:29 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-156248 Don't sweat it J.K., but practice kissey kissey styles on the crook of your arms. And remember, no one likes to kiss someone who seems annoyed, so drop that vibe. And for Christsake DON"T SLOUCH, stand tall and you'll have'em lined up to pucker up before you know it. Don’t sweat it J.K., but practice kissey kissey styles on the crook of your arms. And remember, no one likes to kiss someone who seems annoyed, so drop that vibe. And for Christsake DON”T SLOUCH, stand tall and you’ll have’em lined up to pucker up before you know it.

]]> By: Crowbar http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-156242 Crowbar Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:38:27 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-156242 ask for one on the cheek and then turn your head real fast so its on the lips. works every time. ask for one on the cheek and then turn your head real fast so its on the lips. works every time.

]]> By: ??? http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-156238 ??? Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:37:27 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-156238 A. Listen to 'Looser Boozer' B. DON'T DO WHAT 'FRENCH ASS RAPER' SAYS! C. You are totally normal, but should think about getting in shape. Not just because it will get you some action, but the older you get, the fatter you get, unless you start to work at it. Give yourself a head start. You will be happier too. FACT. A. Listen to ‘Looser Boozer’
B. DON’T DO WHAT ‘FRENCH ASS RAPER’ SAYS!
C. You are totally normal, but should think about getting in shape. Not just because it will get you some action, but the older you get, the fatter you get, unless you start to work at it. Give yourself a head start. You will be happier too. FACT.

]]> By: kat http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/dear-drew-how-can-i-get-a-kiss/comment-page-1/#comment-156209 kat Wed, 24 Feb 2010 21:53:57 +0000 http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/?p=14129#comment-156209 I'm feeling a little blown away by the cuteness of this letter too. It also sounds like shades of my younger self, minus the developing early (I never did) but also with the assumptions of being a slut due to a pretty dece booty. If I can give advice: 1. You actually get boy attention, believe me; it's because you're 16 that none of them are telling you about it. Over the next 5 years, you will find out exactly how many of your male friends had crushes on you. 2. It's entirely possible that your first kiss could be really underwhelming, so don't build it up too much; mine came at 17, but I was like 'meh' and held off actually dating/fucking for a couple more years. The boys aren't good at kissing yet either, fyi. 3. Focus on going to shows and hanging out with tons of people because fuck, your life sounds awesome and fun, just like mine was/is. That's the point of being young and dumb! If you're having fun and being a good person, eventually the boys will come around and leave you adorable drunk facebook emails that you can telepath backwards to yourself now. I’m feeling a little blown away by the cuteness of this letter too. It also sounds like shades of my younger self, minus the developing early (I never did) but also with the assumptions of being a slut due to a pretty dece booty.

If I can give advice:
1. You actually get boy attention, believe me; it’s because you’re 16 that none of them are telling you about it. Over the next 5 years, you will find out exactly how many of your male friends had crushes on you.
2. It’s entirely possible that your first kiss could be really underwhelming, so don’t build it up too much; mine came at 17, but I was like ‘meh’ and held off actually dating/fucking for a couple more years. The boys aren’t good at kissing yet either, fyi.
3. Focus on going to shows and hanging out with tons of people because fuck, your life sounds awesome and fun, just like mine was/is. That’s the point of being young and dumb! If you’re having fun and being a good person, eventually the boys will come around and leave you adorable drunk facebook emails that you can telepath backwards to yourself now.

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