Dear Street Boners,
I know this is stupid and you probably don’t even know who she is but on the off chance you do, who is that girl you called a “Béatrice Dalle 10”? I don’t know about that weird bathing suit she had on but she is so pretty it’s unbelievable. I can’t stop thinking about her. She’s easily the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I am going to be in New York next month and have this fantasy about meeting her and falling in love. Does she have a website? Facebook?
—Bryan Hengest
Atlanta, GA
Wow, you like pretty girls. Congratulations. You must be one of the 3 billion heterosexual males out there with a penis. Yes, you are stupid and no we don’t know who she is but because we’ve been teenagers before and remember what a curse an adolescent libido can be, here’s another picture of her the photographer sent along with a close-up. Enjoy because it’s all your getting.
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That looks like Amanda Lepore. Of Bung!
01.24.08 at 9:42 am
mmmm… tranny socialites.
01.24.08 at 5:09 pm
Just go to the Bronx kid, theres a million of em. they usually dont go for pussies though…
01.26.08 at 2:18 am
what a fool.
and btw…thanks for this new site gavin, leslie derrick et. al – I used to pick up Vice near the beginningish times, Larry Tee days etc.. loved it, then it started sort of falling off, last year or so..though i thought the TV stuff is really good (some of it at least), and now you’re here and the fun is back!!! so anyway – love the new site!! no one reads mags anyway anymore, that requires leaving your house.
01.29.08 at 12:09 pm
haha. the respondant called the letter-writer an idiot and then proceded to used the wrong form of “your.”
02.12.08 at 12:54 am