STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET BONERS,

Dear Street Boners,
I know this is stupid and you probably don’t even know who she is but on the off chance you do, who is that girl you called a “Béatrice Dalle 10”? I don’t know about that weird bathing suit she had on but she is so pretty it’s unbelievable. I can’t stop thinking about her. She’s easily the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. I am going to be in New York next month and have this fantasy about meeting her and falling in love. Does she have a website? Facebook?
—Bryan Hengest
Atlanta, GA

Wow, you like pretty girls. Congratulations. You must be one of the 3 billion heterosexual males out there with a penis. Yes, you are stupid and no we don’t know who she is but because we’ve been teenagers before and remember what a curse an adolescent libido can be, here’s another picture of her the photographer sent along with a close-up. Enjoy because it’s all your getting.

This entry was posted on 01.24.08 at 9:07 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

Whoopie Steinberg Says:

That looks like Amanda Lepore. Of Bung!

01.24.08 at 9:42 am
evan Says:

mmmm… tranny socialites.

01.24.08 at 5:09 pm
freebird 69 Says:

Just go to the Bronx kid, theres a million of em. they usually dont go for pussies though…

01.26.08 at 2:18 am
hahahahaha! Says:

what a fool.

and btw…thanks for this new site gavin, leslie derrick et. al – I used to pick up Vice near the beginningish times, Larry Tee days etc.. loved it, then it started sort of falling off, last year or so..though i thought the TV stuff is really good (some of it at least), and now you’re here and the fun is back!!! so anyway – love the new site!! no one reads mags anyway anymore, that requires leaving your house.

01.29.08 at 12:09 pm
phillip Says:

haha. the respondant called the letter-writer an idiot and then proceded to used the wrong form of “your.”

02.12.08 at 12:54 am

STREET BONER 1291

This woman refused to let us take her picture but it seemed unethical to let her go.

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STREET BONER 1290

I’d been working on her for three blocks and things were going great but just as I went in for the kill, kaboosh. Gone. Fucking Matrix bitches.

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STREET BONER 1289

Er… for whom, rodents?

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STREET BONER 1288

Every time I’m about to give sandals a pass, I imagine Chucks on her and my dick becomes a pegacorn.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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