sceneindiana

Hello, my name is Rob. i live in Bloomington, Indiana.

First of all: let me say you run a fine website. I was a regular Vice reader, and have followed into internet town with SC.

Ok, now i would like to respectfully air some grievances with the Bloomington scene report. i know Amy very well. She’s a sweetheart and has her intentions in the right place. BUT, she just finished her freshman year at IU, meaning she has lived here for nine months. Would you ask some Nebraska transplant who hasn’t even lived in Brooklyn a year to write an all encompassing report about every in and out of the “scene”. Like I said, she’s a sweetheart, but she’s a little green to be posting “scene reports”.

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Also, thats me with the guitar in the blurry first picture.

Also, that thing with you and david in china where he ate the dog almost gave me a coronary.

Keep up the good work.
-r

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19 Comments
  1. Leave the bag in please Says:

    sounds like some cumone is jockeying for an underpants


  2. Klint Says:

    Skadoosh!


  3. klint Says:

    rules


  4. the goose Says:

    rob is cool.


  5. montage Says:

    the goose is wrong. this guy is fucking clown shoes.


  6. Moran Says:

    SLAAAAAYEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!


  7. John Cougar Says:

    Rob, you live in Bloomington. And you apparently aren’t deeply ashamed of it. Therefore, every word you say lacks credibility.


  8. the goose Says:

    rob is lame.


  9. Marvin Says:

    I’ll write a fucking “scene report” for Bloomington. Beer. Shows. Douchebags. Decent people. Parties. Not a city. Scene is dying. Fin.


  10. SARARR! Says:

    Dayumnnn! Good thing you put that “sweetheart” thing in there a bunch.. bet you weren’t banking on getting slapped for this later.


  11. anon Says:

    Way to care what a Freshman at IU thinks, fag.


  12. touch mastr Says:

    lemme meet you and get to know you


  13. feet mastrz Says:

    lemme greet u and get teh feet 2


  14. rod montage Says:

    ram that shit.


  15. the city of bloomington Says:

    please someone make rob leave. please.


  16. Nick Tokyo Says:

    Chicagers are real pumped excited like for the MOUTHBREATHER June 31st. Boot Tooch!


  17. whatever dude Says:

    since amy, rob’s always been touchin’ them younginz


  18. Colin From Nebraska Says:

    Rob,

    “Would you ask some Nebraska transplant who hasn’t even lived in Brooklyn a year to write an all encompassing report about every in and out of the “scene”.”

    My report will follow shortly.


  19. MaltLikkaSippa Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha….oh my god, are you serious? a bloomington scene report? who would have thought. ive lived in this shit hole called bloomington for quite some time. THERE IS NO SCENE WORTH ANYTHING. The music sucks here and the so called scene is full of kids with their heads so far up each others asses that everyone involved with it is constantly spewing shit, cum, and piss and thus all have shitpisscum puke breath. the only good thing is being a student and being able to fuck dumb 20 year old bitches and then kicking them to the curb. you cant even get good malt liquor here, youre way better off in indianapolis, but dont even get me started with that shit city. i will say the outdoors are the best thing around here. fuck downtown. your best bet is to never come here as it has been described as a black hole. it will suck your will to live from you. this little article is a horrible scar on the street carnage web pages.


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