Hi. I know you’ve got a bit of a thing with LA, bordering on a complex maybe. And yeah, I agree the smell out there has got to be a lot like when the kind of easy, empowered girl from school threw the first “naked party” you ever went to, and the only people who showed up were about four girls in bathing suits and seventeen greasy, naked teenage guys who danced until the basement smelled like sweaty balls for weeks.
I digress. Good ol’ Randy here makes the town seem like every feel-good buddy cop / golf / Chevy Chase comedy you’ve ever seen from the 80’s.
Chris Lee
Los Angeles, CA
Hold on a second, everyone in New York dresses like a monkey? What kind of racial shit is that? And as far as we can see 90% of this video is spent sitting in a car, only he has the advantage of a production team preventing traffic. Nice try.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Packing my bags right now!
06.24.08 at 12:27 pm
We love our delusions of grandeur! We love that anyone can make a shitty comeback and be somewhat loved again!
06.24.08 at 12:34 pm
hold on a sec there, roner! there are women in bikinis year round in new york, too. it’s called “Spas”, remember?
06.24.08 at 12:37 pm
You go to spa’s to scope women in bikinis? Suck it buddy.
06.24.08 at 1:29 pm
I heard Gavin was moving to LA in January.
06.24.08 at 1:45 pm
This is an eerily accurate portrayal of my daily routine here in the majestic City of Angels. Though, judging by his commentary, Mr. Newman must think you’re ALL Puerto Rican. On his behalf I issue an apology to New Brooklyn / The Midwest 2.0.
06.24.08 at 1:46 pm
The main reasons I’m happy to stay here is Huaraches Azteca, the Channel Islands, and uh, yoga milfs in south pasadena.
06.24.08 at 1:56 pm
LA is boring and Randy Newman is a turd. Thats all there is to it, sorry. Trust me I lived there.
06.24.08 at 1:57 pm
did that license plate say “CUM 44″? i’m almost certain it did. i just looked 3 times and it totally did. what is randy newman trying to tell us?
06.24.08 at 2:53 pm
I was being sarcastic you fucking faggots!
06.24.08 at 4:19 pm
FUCK LA LA LAND! RANDYS DICK DOESNT EVEN BLOOD RUSH ANYMORE. BLUE PILL POPPIN BASTARD.
06.24.08 at 4:42 pm
You guys wanna have a Street Boners LA party? I’m here too!
06.25.08 at 12:52 am
i am not from la.
06.25.08 at 1:22 am
I love LA too… we make little kids shit their pants… see: http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/kid-diarrheas-at-chocolate-factory/
06.25.08 at 3:18 am
That’s some nice linkin’ there Lou, but we all know Huntington Beach is where creative, self-destructive punk notions turned into straight up clan-based violence due to white power undercurrents from the suburbs of the OC and and pure jock/meathead misunderstanding of what punk was. I don’t fault any of the bands per se, just the homos who needed to prove their dick was biggier than thou. Next thing you know, you’re buyin’ yer joe meek albums from a place called Vinyl Solution.
06.25.08 at 5:21 am
this is good new wave electro musics
06.25.08 at 8:31 am
yo cheef jizzum
The Vinyl Solution was also a fabulous record store in beautiful Port Chester NY in the 1990s. Port Chester…I LOVE IT!
07.01.08 at 4:20 am
oh, and the license is cnm 44. bummer.
10.22.08 at 1:02 am
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I don’t fault any of the bands per se, just the homos who needed to prove their dick was biggier than thou.
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