STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE,

I was the officiant at a heavy metal wedding in Huntington, West Virginia. Let me know if you’d like more info on this. It was a fucking blast.

Sincerely,

-Adam

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14 Comments

recon Says:

Don’t think I need any more info on this…

07.17.08 at 1:57 pm
Peter Says:

It looks like a time capsule from the mid-80’s. I guess that’s the last time metal was good.

07.17.08 at 2:06 pm
Cuntegonde Says:

Whitesnake? I am impressed. There were hundreds of people at my high school who would have made the same choices, down to having an encephalitic child-from-another-relationship as an afterthought flower-girl/ring-bearer.

Bring on the honeymoon video!

…

Between this blessed event and the pit bull video it almost– ALMOST– makes up for the towhead frohawk man-in-dark-suit over on the right.

07.17.08 at 2:10 pm
what? Says:

what, no hot looking metal chicks? jeeez

07.17.08 at 2:34 pm
Riverboat Gamblin' Man Says:

UNCLE DAD!

07.17.08 at 5:42 pm
Neezy Says:

Get a fucking haircut.

07.17.08 at 10:36 pm
pinkus Says:

1. The maid of honor gets completely left out in the cold on her high five.

2. Look at the poor parents sitting in the front row taking pictures of their son/daughter’s embarrasment of a wedding. If they have any self respect they’ve already blown each other’s brains out.

07.18.08 at 1:50 am
pinkus Says:

as much class as a fly stuck in a monkey’s ass.

Sort of looked like people getting out of hand at a garage sale.

07.18.08 at 2:04 am
izzy Says:

this wedding fucking rocked. anyone dissing it is just jelous that they wern’t there!

07.18.08 at 3:35 am
booyah Says:

Can someone please ask Jenny to stop turning her head? It makes her look like a mop in a head-turning machine.

07.18.08 at 5:37 am
babz Says:

better than a hotel conference room wedding.

07.18.08 at 9:32 am
Applejacks Says:

The groom pointing at her during the vows is so painfully awkward…

07.18.08 at 12:17 pm
zez Says:

it looks like a sixth grade play about a wedding.

07.18.08 at 2:21 pm
Josh Vagnina Says:

The best part is when the neighbor fires up the lawn mower…

07.18.08 at 2:55 pm

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