STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE,

Two questions: Who is that girl in the Street Boners today and are you sure she’s a nine? I checked out the video and couldn’t really see her and the face she’s making on the site confuses things.

Colin Burke,

Via EmailHer name is Lightnin Iris and she’s the keyboardist for Austrian surf band, The Staggers. The following pics should clear up any confusion…

(Opening for The Sonics in New York where we first saw her)

This entry was posted on 02.08.08 at 11:33 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

8 Comments

Branson Carbine Says:

Exactly where does one go surfing in Austria?

02.08.08 at 11:40 am
Nunca Says:

She looks really ethnic (which means she has a really overripe punani).

And who’s the goth Dutch Boy? What a fag.

02.08.08 at 11:44 am
Nazis Says:

Berzerker!

02.08.08 at 11:45 am
T Nugent Says:

The girl in the middle is cute but judging by her leg girth, she’s hiding 1000 Big Macs in that belly.

02.08.08 at 2:26 pm
Pedro the Lion Says:

I think I saw her in an LA sweatshop. She has the pose of a seamstress.

02.08.08 at 7:17 pm
Dr. Aidstein McGillicudy Says:

meh

02.11.08 at 12:22 am
esteban Says:

dude, you HAVE to let garage rock go. It had it’s time. Sure, we could all go to europe when our favorite fads are ending and wallow in them for another decade, but that’s the easy path.
s t

02.25.08 at 4:44 pm
Beef Says:

I want to bottle her queefs.

03.21.08 at 5:34 am

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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