STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE,

Two questions: Who is that girl in the Street Boners today and are you sure she’s a nine? I checked out the video and couldn’t really see her and the face she’s making on the site confuses things.

Colin Burke,

Via EmailHer name is Lightnin Iris and she’s the keyboardist for Austrian surf band, The Staggers. The following pics should clear up any confusion…

(Opening for The Sonics in New York where we first saw her)

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8 Comments

Branson Carbine Says:

Exactly where does one go surfing in Austria?

02.08.08 at 11:40 am
Nunca Says:

She looks really ethnic (which means she has a really overripe punani).

And who’s the goth Dutch Boy? What a fag.

02.08.08 at 11:44 am
Nazis Says:

Berzerker!

02.08.08 at 11:45 am
T Nugent Says:

The girl in the middle is cute but judging by her leg girth, she’s hiding 1000 Big Macs in that belly.

02.08.08 at 2:26 pm
Pedro the Lion Says:

I think I saw her in an LA sweatshop. She has the pose of a seamstress.

02.08.08 at 7:17 pm
Dr. Aidstein McGillicudy Says:

meh

02.11.08 at 12:22 am
esteban Says:

dude, you HAVE to let garage rock go. It had it’s time. Sure, we could all go to europe when our favorite fads are ending and wallow in them for another decade, but that’s the easy path.
s t

02.25.08 at 4:44 pm
Beef Says:

I want to bottle her queefs.

03.21.08 at 5:34 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.