STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE,

Check this out. I took a picture of this girl the other day for Street Boners and then saw the Boner Alert where you said you saw her on the street. Unless she wears these shoes every day, this all must have happened within the same 24 hour period. Man, there are way too many cameras out there.
Sincerely,
Mike M

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10 Comments

imyar Says:

that purse is too teeny for that big jacket and slung across her chest like mom at the mall is a baddie.

11.25.08 at 3:49 pm
sally shoebox Says:

that is not a street boner.

11.25.08 at 5:20 pm
carne con carnage Says:

Agreed re: the purse. Definitely a Boner though…

11.25.08 at 5:31 pm
My Walkman is My Best Friend Says:

I want to cook her smile in a spoon and shoot it up.

11.25.08 at 5:52 pm
Deadbeatmanchief Says:

I would thoroughly enjoy fucking the shit out of her shoes.

11.25.08 at 6:33 pm
miss appalachian Says:

“I want to cook her smile in a spoon and shoot it up.”

why does this sentence make me feel sassy?

11.26.08 at 3:45 am
Mike Says:

I’d rather kiss this chick than fuck ten raymi the minxes at once.

11.26.08 at 8:16 am
imyar Says:

oh god just get over me

11.26.08 at 11:39 am
Bjröke Says:

she’s pretty.

11.26.08 at 11:48 am
Anonymous Says:

DOPE!

12.16.08 at 11:29 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.