STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DEAR STREET CARNAGE: A LETTER FROM GOD

Hey guys. I noticed you are really into a creation I made recently named Alexa Chung. Though I am flattered by your enthusiasm I personally think I made her a bit skinny. Here’s another one I made recently after learning from my mistakes. We ALL have room to grow. Even me.
Peace out,
God.

Dear God,
What conspiracy theories are true and what aren’t? Did the government really kill MLK or Malcom X? What about aliens? Are there aliens? Is it true about the afterlife? Is it true Tibetans and all non-Chiristians go to hell? Hello? Are you there God? It’s me SBTVC.
Sincerely,
SBTVC

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14 Comments

tommy gun Says:

can i chime in with some more questions?

why did you make hangovers? where’s my dad? why the hell is there pubic hair? why do most bands start to suck when they get real popular cuz shouldn’t that be the other way around? why ed hardy? why guidos? ycome liberals have decent ideas but express them so poorly? why does the worst stuff taste the best?

tx!

06.12.09 at 12:45 pm
Dork Says:

^^ Inquiring minds and all that bs.

06.12.09 at 1:58 pm
xronic masturbator Says:

SQUIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06.12.09 at 1:58 pm
God Says:

Yes to all of the above.

06.12.09 at 2:10 pm
SHITCOCK Says:

Please, please, please give Rush Limbaugh a fatal heart attack. I’m tired of hearing the stupid shit he says and I’m even more tired of MSNBC making a big deal out of the stupid shit he says.

06.12.09 at 3:03 pm
Princess Pr0n Says:

That looks like brunette Veronica Vaughn. Is it? If not who is she?

06.12.09 at 3:49 pm
skull front Says:

see, jesus had balls

http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs

06.12.09 at 4:23 pm
God Says:

Yes, I’m working on Rush Limpballs, he is a special kind of evil, very hard to kill… Like DICK Cheney.

06.12.09 at 5:12 pm
fugazi Says:

what about this?
http://readplatform.com/uploads/036_81.jpg

06.12.09 at 6:08 pm
Dr. Mandelbaum Says:

fugazi——– that boner could raise the titanic. i want to be her toilet paper

06.12.09 at 8:16 pm
tommy gun Says:

WHOA – @fugazi – jesus. thank you.

06.12.09 at 9:18 pm
skull front Says:

@fugazi

damn

http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs

06.12.09 at 10:01 pm
Sho Nuff Says:

@fuguzi… my god who the fuck is that?

06.13.09 at 6:23 pm
puberrt Says:

@fugazi

Squirt Squirt

06.14.09 at 2:29 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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